The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9803. | Joseph (killaforchicken) | 89.44 | 95% | 2015-03-08 |
| 9804. | tiptop magoo (oisin_mc) | 89.44 | 88% | 2016-08-25 |
| 9805. | Renaldy (renaldy) | 89.43 | 96% | 2012-10-16 |
| 9806. | Shane (shane_woosh) | 89.43 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 9807. | Sir (sirezekiel) | 89.43 | — | 2010-06-09 |
| 9808. | Claude (passusfrollo) | 89.42 | 98% | 2025-01-16 |
| 9809. | Where's Christian? 👌 (ho... | 89.42 | 99% | 2018-04-01 |
| 9810. | tahsina13 (tahsina13) | 89.41 | 97% | 2025-01-19 |
| 9811. | Sam (samwheelie) | 89.41 | 93% | 2014-04-27 |
| 9812. | E (fradoodle) | 89.41 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 9813. | Fresca (reifresca) | 89.41 | 97.7% | 2021-03-01 |
| 9814. | Jennifer (jenbregypt) | 89.41 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 9815. | Seiji (sati2030) | 89.40 | 97.1% | 2024-12-24 |
| 9816. | tstats[mozra3] (mozra3) | 89.40 | 97.7% | 2023-12-24 |
| 9817. | ASploopyPerson (asploopyper... | 89.40 | 98% | 2025-07-25 |
| 9818. | senibaj (jabines) | 89.40 | 95% | 2014-01-31 |
| 9819. | Patrick (pz129) | 89.39 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
| 9820. | James (karonar) | 89.39 | 98% | 2019-04-02 |
| 9821. | Dave (grayecho) | 89.39 | 98.5% | 2021-03-02 |
| 9822. | Halvor (iamslowlol) | 89.39 | 97% | 2020-02-04 |
| 9823. | GG (boomnutshot) | 89.38 | 97% | 2017-07-15 |
| 9824. | Tim (prof_b) | 89.38 | 96% | 2020-12-21 |
| 9825. | Ben (hhkbpro) | 89.38 | 96% | 2016-06-20 |
| 9826. | xDeLiRiOuSx (xdeliriousx) | 89.38 | 95% | 2016-06-28 |
| 9827. | CJ (blacky_08) | 89.37 | 97% | 2025-08-12 |
| 9828. | Shakespeare (ib_ra_heem_22) | 89.37 | 97% | 2025-05-21 |
| 9829. | Kuan-Yu (allankyhou) | 89.37 | 96% | 2011-06-15 |
| 9830. | jacob (jacoby31) | 89.36 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 9831. | Ivandro (bigivel) | 89.36 | 99% | 2021-09-10 |
| 9832. | Bas (basawasa) | 89.36 | 98.5% | 2024-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |