The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11238. | charliewiyu3 (wiyu3) | 86.69 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 11239. | Jonathan (hijon89) | 86.69 | — | 2010-05-06 |
| 11240. | Dean (noctone) | 86.69 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 11241. | Deko (deko_moon) | 86.69 | 98% | 2023-04-29 |
| 11242. | Matthew (mstracy) | 86.69 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 11243. | Bijay (moneybijay) | 86.69 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
| 11244. | Carson (ctufts) | 86.69 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 11245. | lrr13 (lrr13) | 86.69 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 11246. | ♞-✩ṕẢrtiDả-♞ (J... | 86.69 | 98% | 2014-04-18 |
| 11247. | Dbqeo (dbqeo) | 86.69 | 92% | 2016-04-02 |
| 11248. | nancy (wasteoftime) | 86.68 | — | 2010-09-03 |
| 11249. | Joe (j_suzz_) | 86.67 | 90% | 2015-06-09 |
| 11250. | joaqi (joaqi) | 86.67 | 96% | 2018-09-26 |
| 11251. | Ismail (ismailo) | 86.67 | 98% | 2021-12-18 |
| 11252. | jakub (jakub177) | 86.67 | 98% | 2021-12-18 |
| 11253. | caique (caiquelira) | 86.67 | 96% | 2022-09-06 |
| 11254. | ヴィエット (hsdpa365) | 86.66 | 96% | 2022-04-10 |
| 11255. | Master (gravity010) | 86.66 | 96% | 2014-08-01 |
| 11256. | E (evan_30) | 86.66 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
| 11257. | Chris (dj_pappy) | 86.66 | 99% | 2023-09-19 |
| 11258. | k (mc0sta) | 86.66 | 98% | 2021-04-25 |
| 11259. | tstats[borzoian40] (borzoia... | 86.66 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
| 11260. | Wen (wenhaohello) | 86.66 | 92% | 2014-10-16 |
| 11261. | nyx (nocturne) | 86.66 | — | 2008-09-14 |
| 11262. | Thomas (ctrlbadger) | 86.65 | 96% | 2023-06-19 |
| 11263. | Kavika (kavika30) | 86.65 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 11264. | Salman (blackstrobe) | 86.65 | 96% | 2020-02-11 |
| 11265. | InQforVainglory (scottiedont) | 86.64 | 98.1% | 2023-11-01 |
| 11266. | Lauren (laursiii) | 86.64 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 11267. | Grandhal (grandhal) | 86.64 | 96% | 2018-06-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |