I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8927. | Vedpal (vedpal2050@gmail.com) | 87.86 | 97% | 2014-02-19 |
| 8928. | Bhrianna (birdsofrhia) | 87.86 | 93% | 2012-03-13 |
| 8929. | Milad (mobomba) | 87.85 | 95% | 2023-05-24 |
| 8930. | Mac (madcowboy39) | 87.85 | 99% | 2022-09-09 |
| 8931. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 87.85 | 96% | 2016-09-17 |
| 8932. | GG2U (litewings) | 87.85 | 96% | 2016-10-12 |
| 8933. | Jade Vincent (jadvincent) | 87.85 | 100% | 2016-05-15 |
| 8934. | Hodge (hodgeweiner) | 87.84 | 99% | 2023-04-30 |
| 8935. | Gotcha (g0tcha) | 87.84 | 96% | 2017-10-16 |
| 8936. | Andrew (andrewmclellan) | 87.84 | 99% | 2022-04-21 |
| 8937. | Alex (iota) | 87.84 | 100% | 2012-02-14 |
| 8938. | Quelm (quelmdrash) | 87.84 | 98% | 2012-11-04 |
| 8939. | Isaac (isaaclowk) | 87.84 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| 8940. | Craig (sraosha) | 87.83 | 99% | 2016-02-19 |
| 8941. | Ћира (cira12345) | 87.83 | 98% | 2022-07-31 |
| 8942. | Pogchamp (poggerchamps) | 87.83 | 98.2% | 2021-01-30 |
| 8943. | speedrunner (22_female) | 87.82 | 96% | 2015-11-03 |
| 8944. | Alnoor (snowkoan) | 87.82 | 92% | 2012-01-16 |
| 8945. | S (wystern) | 87.82 | 94% | 2012-02-19 |
| 8946. | 312211 (312211) | 87.82 | 96% | 2017-03-19 |
| 8947. | Saad (graveofsorrow) | 87.82 | 97% | 2013-02-11 |
| 8948. | HoneyBadger (kabayanhustler) | 87.81 | 97% | 2015-06-21 |
| 8949. | Jeroen (messyanswer) | 87.81 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
| 8950. | . (evanisme) | 87.81 | 97% | 2016-03-30 |
| 8951. | Hugo (hugogrochau) | 87.80 | 86% | 2015-12-29 |
| 8952. | Thomas (thomasdo1) | 87.80 | 96% | 2019-02-17 |
| 8953. | Julian (thereal_jp) | 87.80 | 98% | 2023-06-29 |
| 8954. | moofasa (macywood) | 87.80 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
| 8955. | tannoobkod (tannoobkodz) | 87.80 | 97% | 2018-06-30 |
| 8956. | Eva (evathebelieva) | 87.80 | — | 2011-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |