So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10525. | Brittany (doggyjunky) | 84.47 | 97% | 2015-01-14 |
| 10526. | Pradipta (proydu) | 84.47 | 97% | 2014-07-07 |
| 10527. | Sensei (cubes) | 84.46 | 95% | 2011-08-30 |
| 10528. | 5k m1chael (mihai03) | 84.46 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 10529. | Henri (therealkanyeeast) | 84.46 | 98% | 2021-02-04 |
| 10530. | Mark (silkyjohnston) | 84.46 | 94% | 2013-04-15 |
| 10531. | K (karthur) | 84.46 | 90% | 2015-07-29 |
| 10532. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 84.45 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 10533. | YemTheKing (yemtheking) | 84.45 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 10534. | Alori (alori_) | 84.45 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 10535. | ladsome (ladsome) | 84.45 | 96% | 2013-12-31 |
| 10536. | Kylescousin (kylescousin) | 84.45 | 98% | 2015-11-05 |
| 10537. | vo (duyquang1202) | 84.45 | — | 2010-07-05 |
| 10538. | Cedric (cedrilicity) | 84.44 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
| 10539. | Kristen (kristengreen) | 84.44 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 10540. | Gordon (gordy) | 84.44 | 93% | 2012-10-02 |
| 10541. | Grandhal (grandhal) | 84.43 | 94% | 2014-07-29 |
| 10542. | Mook (capybaraman52) | 84.43 | 99% | 2023-07-14 |
| 10543. | deez (salt_tea) | 84.42 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 10544. | Astraea82 (astraea82) | 84.42 | 90% | 2011-11-23 |
| 10545. | jack (pumpkinjello) | 84.42 | 98% | 2018-08-05 |
| 10546. | Mike (hairyforcekin) | 84.42 | 94% | 2016-03-13 |
| 10547. | Claudia (klawed) | 84.41 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 10548. | ARK (qwerty account) (arkfr... | 84.41 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
| 10549. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 84.41 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 10550. | Kulmania (kuldeepcg) | 84.41 | 97% | 2014-11-12 |
| 10551. | Judge Holden (judgeholden) | 84.41 | 94% | 2016-09-13 |
| 10552. | Turtle (kameiphilip) | 84.41 | 93% | 2016-10-12 |
| 10553. | Blue Alps, baby! (model_m_k... | 84.40 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 10554. | Lazar (lb115) | 84.40 | 95% | 2016-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |