Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2052. | Darkaria (darkaria) | 85.02 | 97% | 2019-05-17 |
| 2053. | Jason (goosejuice) | 85.01 | 98% | 2020-03-18 |
| 2054. | Matland (matland) | 84.99 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 2055. | Eiipc (eiipc) | 84.98 | 97% | 2020-01-10 |
| 2056. | Chance (featheredbat446) | 84.96 | 97% | 2019-02-08 |
| 2057. | Nicholas (creamycarrots) | 84.95 | 96% | 2018-03-08 |
| 2058. | Nate (rolingad) | 84.95 | 96% | 2018-10-18 |
| 2059. | Hari (haribhaskar7) | 84.93 | 98% | 2020-02-02 |
| 2060. | f1_racer (f1_racer_car) | 84.92 | 99% | 2020-10-13 |
| 2061. | sam (swissnetizen) | 84.92 | 96% | 2019-06-02 |
| 2062. | Christopher (omicronexe) | 84.91 | 99% | 2018-03-06 |
| 2063. | Johan (oxpost) | 84.90 | 98% | 2019-01-23 |
| 2064. | Rrett (rrett) | 84.89 | 98% | 2019-03-16 |
| 2065. | Jose (josethomas) | 84.89 | 98% | 2019-12-04 |
| 2066. | Isaac (isaacgull02) | 84.88 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2067. | Elizabeth (elizabethwei) | 84.87 | 97% | 2020-04-06 |
| 2068. | stapler (grackfields420) | 84.85 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
| 2069. | Sarves (xmemestar420) | 84.85 | 96% | 2020-07-23 |
| 2070. | ocodile (ocodile) | 84.85 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 2071. | Ernest (kevinkrish) | 84.84 | 98% | 2018-05-29 |
| 2072. | mb3awi (emptybox34) | 84.83 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
| 2073. | Khoi (khoitran) | 84.82 | 99% | 2018-08-13 |
| 2074. | josh (fucboi6969) | 84.81 | 97% | 2019-02-16 |
| 2075. | twitch.tv/gaulderin (gaulde... | 84.81 | 99% | 2020-09-02 |
| 2076. | arun (arunnari) | 84.76 | 96% | 2019-08-25 |
| 2077. | Rosining (forever_rosining) | 84.75 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 2078. | Atticus (plutakis) | 84.74 | 95% | 2020-07-28 |
| 2079. | 🐳 (nenene) | 84.70 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
| 2080. | Kevin (guardianofsoul) | 84.68 | 96% | 2020-01-01 |
| 2081. | XXX (milfarn1) | 84.68 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |