I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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765. | Kitzuney (kitzuney) | 93.61 | 98.2% | 2024-02-13 |
766. | Alex (unggoy2235) | 93.61 | 95.3% | 2023-11-02 |
767. | cu63y (qu63y) | 93.59 | 96% | 2023-08-20 |
768. | The missile knows where it ... | 93.57 | 95.4% | 2024-01-02 |
769. | iChoke@TheEnd (vidivinci) | 93.53 | 97% | 2024-02-01 |
770. | Jeremiah (jeremiah8338) | 93.51 | 98.4% | 2023-10-04 |
771. | Crax (craxypt) | 93.51 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
772. | Timmy (chet09) | 93.50 | 98.9% | 2024-03-19 |
773. | laza (lazaabt) | 93.50 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
774. | powd3r (powd3r) | 93.50 | 96% | 2024-02-21 |
775. | urboy (guddaysir) | 93.48 | 96.2% | 2023-12-08 |
776. | Silingas (trustys) | 93.44 | 98% | 2024-01-11 |
777. | OnlyStanz (tanni) | 93.43 | 99.1% | 2023-12-12 |
778. | qweqwe (qweu) | 93.39 | 98% | 2024-02-23 |
779. | Julia (strangerinthealps) | 93.39 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
780. | Lance (l_nce) | 93.36 | 95.7% | 2023-12-29 |
781. | Here you go (hereugo) | 93.34 | 97% | 2024-02-13 |
782. | Grace Bernelli (grace_berne... | 93.34 | 98% | 2023-08-03 |
783. | RH (rhrahulhaldar) | 93.33 | 99% | 2023-09-09 |
784. | tstats[gOeY] (goeynom) | 93.32 | 97% | 2023-10-23 |
785. | ScottieDont (scottiedont) | 93.31 | 98% | 2024-01-10 |
786. | satwik (satwik_060) | 93.29 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
787. | SLSL (slslz) | 93.28 | 96% | 2023-05-09 |
788. | Jesse (sarrod) | 93.26 | 95% | 2024-05-10 |
789. | lucktale (lucktale) | 93.23 | 96% | 2023-08-24 |
790. | brianhz (brianhz) | 93.17 | 97% | 2024-03-19 |
791. | Austin (0x13ba) | 93.16 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
792. | H4ndss (h4ndss1) | 93.15 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
793. | TT (ttplaya_02) | 93.07 | 98% | 2023-06-17 |
794. | Theo (sharkhead2) | 92.98 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |