The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16942. | sudden (explosionsarenice) | 76.67 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
| 16943. | Eurot (blahblah) | 76.67 | — | 2008-09-01 |
| 16944. | Tim (timcoe1) | 76.67 | 96% | 2016-01-11 |
| 16945. | Tushar (tushar_1997) | 76.67 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 16946. | ex (exorior) | 76.67 | 98% | 2018-10-20 |
| 16947. | naa (trixzter) | 76.67 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 16948. | Matthew (theallpro1) | 76.66 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
| 16949. | Azazel (atheistjesus) | 76.66 | 89% | 2015-09-06 |
| 16950. | Willi (xxwilli39xx) | 76.66 | 97.6% | 2021-02-12 |
| 16951. | Stephen (dondodedondi) | 76.65 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 16952. | Deborah (kittenkindness) | 76.65 | 97% | 2012-02-20 |
| 16953. | Maybe (maybecow) | 76.65 | 95% | 2019-02-20 |
| 16954. | Pierre (pierre1) | 76.65 | 93% | 2017-04-20 |
| 16955. | Jackie (jackie_cogan) | 76.65 | 97% | 2017-04-23 |
| 16956. | Ready (wwillia4) | 76.65 | 93% | 2011-06-21 |
| 16957. | Zobo (raynmetal) | 76.65 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 16958. | Zac (kingzac18@yahoo.com) | 76.64 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
| 16959. | Jack (phntm5569) | 76.64 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 16960. | Jeff (jkbreunig) | 76.64 | 96% | 2013-09-22 |
| 16961. | Jebaited (barered278) | 76.64 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
| 16962. | Prasanth (gprasanth) | 76.64 | 97% | 2014-01-09 |
| 16963. | Bukhtaver (bat7722) | 76.64 | 92% | 2013-01-11 |
| 16964. | Jonathan (jonathomp) | 76.63 | 96% | 2017-07-17 |
| 16965. | Nico (007nicoa) | 76.62 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 16966. | txbklyn (txbklyn) | 76.62 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
| 16967. | Harman (harman_singh) | 76.62 | 96% | 2023-04-05 |
| 16968. | Suratin (kerokero_hamtaro) | 76.62 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 16969. | Sultan (sultan_1337) | 76.62 | 95% | 2012-07-19 |
| 16970. | Mark (mysticc) | 76.62 | 97% | 2015-06-12 |
| 16971. | ashalisalamdanam (ashalisal... | 76.61 | 99% | 2020-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |