Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4807. | Mohamed (mohamed536) | 46.20 | 95% | 2018-08-22 |
| 4808. | Sam Vo (hamy) | 46.12 | 95% | 2018-05-14 |
| 4809. | Under (itsmeanko) | 46.12 | 97% | 2017-12-26 |
| 4810. | Abbas (zeestudio) | 46.07 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 4811. | Chapri 👛👛 (sunilswain) | 46.05 | 94% | 2021-08-19 |
| 4812. | Bendy (moistbiscuit) | 45.95 | 93% | 2018-03-01 |
| 4813. | Carlene (carl16) | 45.93 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| 4814. | Vivek (vivek_the_worker) | 45.93 | 99% | 2019-11-09 |
| 4815. | David (davidlaunz) | 45.92 | 96% | 2018-03-19 |
| 4816. | stephen (djyang55) | 45.91 | 97% | 2018-02-11 |
| 4817. | Xtrics (christ0208) | 45.91 | 92% | 2019-04-11 |
| 4818. | Taiwan is a country (17lingh1) | 45.88 | 92% | 2018-02-02 |
| 4819. | Valur (kuntupoki) | 45.88 | 93% | 2018-01-30 |
| 4820. | IG @soyalexemalo (papialex) | 45.85 | 91% | 2018-09-09 |
| 4821. | Abhuday (hodor69) | 45.77 | 93% | 2020-02-09 |
| 4822. | Yosri (yosri) | 45.75 | 96% | 2018-03-09 |
| 4823. | nub (goye) | 45.74 | 93% | 2019-06-15 |
| 4824. | m (mawcks) | 45.69 | 94% | 2018-03-22 |
| 4825. | Luis (lewsea) | 45.66 | 95% | 2019-09-28 |
| 4826. | Mohsen (mohsenzare) | 45.64 | 94% | 2018-12-07 |
| 4827. | Albert (devmood) | 45.64 | 95% | 2018-05-27 |
| 4828. | Yishay (yishay10) | 45.64 | 96% | 2017-12-05 |
| 4829. | ben (bennyy) | 45.58 | 96% | 2019-07-26 |
| 4830. | KULBIR (kulbirrace) | 45.57 | 95% | 2017-12-01 |
| 4831. | Yanik Kumar (yanikkumar) | 45.55 | 94% | 2021-07-28 |
| 4832. | Amorphous (tawseef) | 45.52 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
| 4833. | Carl (cahan004) | 45.52 | 93% | 2017-11-16 |
| 4834. | boris (bobi412) | 45.51 | 95% | 2021-08-13 |
| 4835. | Ben (keyboardrupture) | 45.50 | 94% | 2018-01-24 |
| 4836. | Dear (dearme) | 45.49 | 95% | 2019-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |