So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2269. | Joey (joeypv) | 112.01 | 94% | 2016-07-28 |
| 2270. | . (hanthedude) | 112.00 | 98% | 2020-09-19 |
| 2271. | Adrian (orangebase) | 112.00 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 2272. | boltman (boltman) | 111.99 | 91% | 2016-02-09 |
| 2273. | Dan (dwilt) | 111.98 | 96% | 2012-08-11 |
| 2274. | BLACKā ROCK SHOOTER (seik) | 111.97 | 98% | 2018-11-02 |
| 2275. | R (unicorn_lover) | 111.97 | 93% | 2011-12-14 |
| 2276. | Minh (lminh) | 111.96 | 98% | 2014-06-11 |
| 2277. | Jinx (jinxfox) | 111.96 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 2278. | Allan (allandallon) | 111.95 | 100% | 2021-02-25 |
| 2279. | top 10 quitter fosho (josasim) | 111.93 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
| 2280. | da (causenetsofv) | 111.93 | 100% | 2021-05-08 |
| 2281. | Benny (bennyrulez) | 111.93 | 95% | 2014-08-02 |
| 2282. | Michael (mrsmith) | 111.89 | — | 2010-04-26 |
| 2283. | Damien (damz) | 111.89 | — | 2009-02-02 |
| 2284. | Bailey (bskelley89) | 111.88 | 98% | 2011-08-15 |
| 2285. | UShouldSeeInception (gowatc... | 111.87 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 2286. | throw (bomnom) | 111.87 | 98% | 2023-09-17 |
| 2287. | transfermarkt.de (voar) | 111.87 | 98% | 2016-01-03 |
| 2288. | John (xxcooldudexx) | 111.86 | 97.1% | 2023-06-20 |
| 2289. | Laggy (thefitfatass) | 111.86 | 99% | 2021-07-17 |
| 2290. | Emilia (emiliarhoda) | 111.86 | 98% | 2013-11-15 |
| 2291. | syrup (mapleyy) | 111.85 | 95% | 2015-07-13 |
| 2292. | iHax (ihax) | 111.85 | — | 2009-02-14 |
| 2293. | Kevin (zhengfeilong) | 111.84 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 2294. | .... (z1z2z3) | 111.84 | 85% | 2015-02-07 |
| 2295. | Tikhon (tikhon) | 111.82 | 98% | 2012-04-24 |
| 2296. | Xen (xxoticaniax) | 111.81 | 97% | 2011-09-13 |
| 2297. | A (tidakfitbi) | 111.78 | 96% | 2015-12-14 |
| 2298. | Sarah (sirbubbydeloncre) | 111.77 | 95% | 2013-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |