Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34446. | (spuiphone) | 45.30 | 92% | 2017-04-20 |
| 34447. | weise (jnrkwekua) | 45.30 | 98% | 2014-01-02 |
| 34448. | harshil (hpatel2493) | 45.30 | 91% | 2014-10-17 |
| 34449. | عباس (hesabdar145) | 45.30 | 96% | 2015-04-10 |
| 34450. | Kellie (kayley) | 45.29 | — | 2010-07-05 |
| 34451. | Chris (lucha_marron) | 45.29 | 91% | 2016-12-24 |
| 34452. | Dvorak_60 (dvorak_learning) | 45.29 | 95% | 2023-09-05 |
| 34453. | Isaiah (k1ng_jay) | 45.29 | 94.2% | 2021-02-26 |
| 34454. | Long (vuduclong0309) | 45.29 | 93% | 2013-06-29 |
| 34455. | Trolling (trollingjokerman) | 45.29 | 93% | 2017-01-18 |
| 34456. | Steve (rincewind) | 45.29 | 93% | 2012-09-16 |
| 34457. | Malvin (malleballen) | 45.29 | 87% | 2016-12-13 |
| 34458. | MR. Nobody (ahsanakbar) | 45.28 | 93.6% | 2021-02-07 |
| 34459. | dang thai (dangthaithuong) | 45.28 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 34460. | emir (emiraprian) | 45.28 | 89% | 2013-06-29 |
| 34461. | Dmitry (dimka_ufo) | 45.28 | 92% | 2014-04-10 |
| 34462. | Govind (govindkumar97980) | 45.27 | 95% | 2022-05-05 |
| 34463. | ♥ ❤ ♥ (blazingeye) | 45.27 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 34464. | naveed (naveed) | 45.27 | 95% | 2016-08-09 |
| 34465. | FreeBird (pinkfloyd) | 45.27 | — | 2010-05-02 |
| 34466. | Joanna (jordgubbssolero) | 45.27 | — | 2009-10-16 |
| 34467. | Anwar (anwar) | 45.27 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 34468. | Matei (asteroidul_x) | 45.26 | 95% | 2023-10-06 |
| 34469. | Miles (wafflegamer99) | 45.26 | 95% | 2018-03-16 |
| 34470. | Patara (supershroom) | 45.26 | 93% | 2014-06-26 |
| 34471. | Johnny (jaaycee) | 45.26 | 93% | 2011-09-01 |
| 34472. | wenjie (wenjie) | 45.26 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 34473. | Personal (immrfly) | 45.25 | 91% | 2017-02-01 |
| 34474. | Ravager1331 (ravager013) | 45.25 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 34475. | Veer (veer) | 45.25 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |