Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33792. | jo_x_ro (jo_x_ro) | 46.03 | 95% | 2023-03-20 |
| 33793. | Christopher (bueze) | 46.03 | 97.1% | 2023-08-05 |
| 33794. | Steve (chinwaggysteve) | 46.02 | 97% | 2015-06-17 |
| 33795. | Hoàn (piciech6591) | 46.02 | 91% | 2011-11-26 |
| 33796. | Marc (yohands) | 46.02 | 96% | 2023-05-20 |
| 33797. | Belal (shblanga) | 46.02 | 93.6% | 2023-05-20 |
| 33798. | Jed (idej) | 46.01 | — | 2010-07-03 |
| 33799. | raj (the_karna) | 46.01 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 33800. | Sam (idk2936) | 46.01 | 94% | 2022-08-07 |
| 33801. | not gammoron (gammoron) | 46.00 | 93% | 2017-06-05 |
| 33802. | SCUT-黄光积 (hy_1314) | 46.00 | 95% | 2021-03-09 |
| 33803. | Vesa (vesaninja) | 45.99 | 94% | 2019-04-14 |
| 33804. | jack (leafies) | 45.99 | 91% | 2012-12-05 |
| 33805. | Isa (isafab) | 45.99 | — | 2010-03-25 |
| 33806. | Snail (snailz) | 45.99 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 33807. | Koala267 (koala267) | 45.99 | 97% | 2022-11-06 |
| 33808. | gouri (gouri) | 45.98 | 94% | 2012-06-07 |
| 33809. | logan (logan1989) | 45.98 | 91% | 2016-07-09 |
| 33810. | Chen (gandaruvu) | 45.98 | 94% | 2015-05-07 |
| 33811. | calin (kandyyyyy) | 45.98 | 94% | 2021-02-10 |
| 33812. | Acnologia (acnologia_123) | 45.98 | 95% | 2021-05-11 |
| 33813. | Ayan (ayan_007) | 45.98 | 96% | 2023-05-09 |
| 33814. | Ethan (earcherc) | 45.98 | 94% | 2023-04-15 |
| 33815. | Deepak (deepakbhadwaliya) | 45.97 | 93% | 2013-04-10 |
| 33816. | john (johnsmith) | 45.97 | — | 2009-05-17 |
| 33817. | zhou (zhoumei) | 45.97 | 94% | 2012-04-23 |
| 33818. | Greyishh (cakrayudha) | 45.97 | 94% | 2021-01-21 |
| 33819. | Khanh (erile) | 45.97 | 95% | 2021-04-14 |
| 33820. | tomcr00se (lqszlo) | 45.97 | 92% | 2021-07-27 |
| 33821. | Rikey (reycon) | 45.97 | 94% | 2021-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |