I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13539. | MiiYoo (frenfran) | 78.78 | 98% | 2020-05-22 |
| 13540. | Neutral (neutral77) | 78.78 | 95% | 2024-02-11 |
| 13541. | Kid (kidgrayson) | 78.78 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 13542. | Paul (pfelto) | 78.78 | 96.5% | 2024-06-26 |
| 13543. | Des (desl) | 78.78 | 95.7% | 2023-10-25 |
| 13544. | Reinaldo (reinaldotje) | 78.78 | 93% | 2016-03-31 |
| 13545. | e (eddyhack) | 78.77 | 94% | 2020-07-26 |
| 13546. | martin (martin_melody) | 78.77 | 96.1% | 2021-02-18 |
| 13547. | COD4760 (cod4760) | 78.77 | 98% | 2018-09-25 |
| 13548. | Hock (traper) | 78.77 | 93% | 2016-01-11 |
| 13549. | Alexander (changalexander5) | 78.77 | 98% | 2017-11-15 |
| 13550. | Abhishek Rawat (abhishek3007) | 78.77 | 98% | 2018-09-22 |
| 13551. | Jwickblack (hellwood) | 78.76 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 13552. | Dess (dessy116) | 78.75 | 91% | 2015-06-12 |
| 13553. | Toastie (tjmck) | 78.75 | 94% | 2016-02-29 |
| 13554. | kokwak (kokwak) | 78.75 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 13555. | iCheese (icheese23) | 78.74 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 13556. | Simon (gothsimba) | 78.74 | 98% | 2023-04-09 |
| 13557. | Matt (gimmethekeys) | 78.74 | 95% | 2020-08-26 |
| 13558. | thinkingds (sohandeshar) | 78.74 | 98% | 2021-11-28 |
| 13559. | Ethan (ethanwander) | 78.74 | 97.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| 13560. | Flansgorp (flansgorp) | 78.74 | 98% | 2015-04-11 |
| 13561. | Nagai (nagaimatsuge) | 78.73 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 13562. | spam (sspammy) | 78.72 | 98% | 2021-02-27 |
| 13563. | 1947SK (sk1947) | 78.71 | 96.1% | 2025-05-20 |
| 13564. | Ninjaaaa (ninjaaaa_) | 78.71 | 97.5% | 2024-09-13 |
| 13565. | Axel (scorchill) | 78.71 | 98% | 2023-01-07 |
| 13566. | BigMig (bigmig) | 78.69 | 95.7% | 2025-01-01 |
| 13567. | BluX (b1uxy) | 78.69 | 96% | 2024-09-25 |
| 13568. | Kcoo123 (kcoo123) | 78.69 | 97.1% | 2024-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |