I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13606. | MiiYoo (frenfran) | 78.78 | 98% | 2020-05-22 |
| 13607. | Neutral (neutral77) | 78.78 | 95% | 2024-02-11 |
| 13608. | Kid (kidgrayson) | 78.78 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 13609. | Paul (pfelto) | 78.78 | 96.5% | 2024-06-26 |
| 13610. | Des (desl) | 78.78 | 95.7% | 2023-10-25 |
| 13611. | Reinaldo (reinaldotje) | 78.78 | 93% | 2016-03-31 |
| 13612. | e (eddyhack) | 78.77 | 94% | 2020-07-26 |
| 13613. | martin (martin_melody) | 78.77 | 96.1% | 2021-02-18 |
| 13614. | COD4760 (cod4760) | 78.77 | 98% | 2018-09-25 |
| 13615. | Hock (traper) | 78.77 | 93% | 2016-01-11 |
| 13616. | Alexander (changalexander5) | 78.77 | 98% | 2017-11-15 |
| 13617. | Abhishek Rawat (abhishek3007) | 78.77 | 98% | 2018-09-22 |
| 13618. | Jwickblack (hellwood) | 78.76 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 13619. | Dess (dessy116) | 78.75 | 91% | 2015-06-12 |
| 13620. | Toastie (tjmck) | 78.75 | 94% | 2016-02-29 |
| 13621. | kokwak (kokwak) | 78.75 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 13622. | iCheese (icheese23) | 78.74 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 13623. | Simon (gothsimba) | 78.74 | 98% | 2023-04-09 |
| 13624. | Matt (gimmethekeys) | 78.74 | 95% | 2020-08-26 |
| 13625. | thinkingds (sohandeshar) | 78.74 | 98% | 2021-11-28 |
| 13626. | Ethan (ethanwander) | 78.74 | 97.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| 13627. | Flansgorp (flansgorp) | 78.74 | 98% | 2015-04-11 |
| 13628. | Nagai (nagaimatsuge) | 78.73 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 13629. | spam (sspammy) | 78.72 | 98% | 2021-02-27 |
| 13630. | 1947SK (sk1947) | 78.71 | 96.1% | 2025-05-20 |
| 13631. | Ninjaaaa (ninjaaaa_) | 78.71 | 97.5% | 2024-09-13 |
| 13632. | Axel (scorchill) | 78.71 | 98% | 2023-01-07 |
| 13633. | BigMig (bigmig) | 78.69 | 95.7% | 2025-01-01 |
| 13634. | BluX (b1uxy) | 78.69 | 96% | 2024-09-25 |
| 13635. | Kcoo123 (kcoo123) | 78.69 | 97.1% | 2024-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |