Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34732. | (grimtale) | 43.24 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| 34733. | (tobiast) | 43.24 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 34734. | Emıne (emine_ikiz) | 43.23 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 34735. | (iken) | 43.23 | — | 2008-12-24 |
| 34736. | (louiss011371) | 43.23 | — | 2010-01-29 |
| 34737. | (farnaz_jz) | 43.22 | 95% | 2021-04-15 |
| 34738. | Robert (bertazz) | 43.22 | 93.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 34739. | Simon (lefaun) | 43.22 | 97% | 2014-10-07 |
| 34740. | (emptytimes) | 43.21 | 89% | 2012-06-07 |
| 34741. | (viviway) | 43.21 | 92% | 2015-11-02 |
| 34742. | (noino) | 43.21 | 91% | 2021-01-26 |
| 34743. | (alians) | 43.21 | — | 2009-12-08 |
| 34744. | (jrocker19) | 43.20 | — | 2009-12-15 |
| 34745. | (prasum) | 43.20 | 97% | 2015-02-27 |
| 34746. | (klaviier) | 43.20 | 93% | 2020-10-05 |
| 34747. | (branchofsin) | 43.20 | 94% | 2021-05-27 |
| 34748. | (chandansamal) | 43.19 | 92% | 2012-03-25 |
| 34749. | (elrubiomcespagno) | 43.19 | 93% | 2021-03-09 |
| 34750. | (wajdan) | 43.19 | 94% | 2018-04-01 |
| 34751. | (gothickiwi) | 43.19 | 96% | 2021-09-28 |
| 34752. | (ashleylh1234) | 43.18 | 90% | 2012-12-03 |
| 34753. | (saniah) | 43.18 | 95% | 2012-09-13 |
| 34754. | (diory) | 43.18 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| 34755. | (janicebitely) | 43.17 | 94% | 2012-05-30 |
| 34756. | (sumonthaw) | 43.17 | 95% | 2012-10-19 |
| 34757. | (ljs765) | 43.17 | 89% | 2015-12-16 |
| 34758. | Amber (amber129023) | 43.16 | 88% | 2016-03-07 |
| 34759. | (jessikaze) | 43.16 | — | 2010-12-06 |
| 34760. | (rakanho) | 43.16 | 95% | 2017-06-12 |
| 34761. | Michele (the_dog_ui) | 43.16 | 95% | 2021-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |