Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3450. | Sapp (sappp_) | 88.60 | 96.8% | 2024-09-03 |
| 3451. | diamondreflect (diamondrefl... | 88.58 | 97% | 2025-09-07 |
| 3452. | Mahmoud (opssheesh) | 88.58 | 97.3% | 2023-10-13 |
| 3453. | Frank (asp3ct4) | 88.56 | 96% | 2024-02-26 |
| 3454. | Kimmo (kimorasa) | 88.55 | 96.1% | 2023-07-13 |
| 3455. | Hoang (feelsdankman_1) | 88.55 | 97.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 3456. | SilveSurfer1000 (silversurf... | 88.54 | 96% | 2024-02-21 |
| 3457. | Max (maxcampman) | 88.53 | 97% | 2025-09-26 |
| 3458. | Alex (aweylmanfarwell) | 88.50 | 99% | 2023-07-10 |
| 3459. | Neptune (neptune_22) | 88.48 | 96.8% | 2023-07-18 |
| 3460. | rma72 (rma72) | 88.44 | 95% | 2023-09-07 |
| 3461. | Gali (galitype) | 88.43 | 97% | 2025-03-23 |
| 3462. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 88.42 | 98.6% | 2023-11-04 |
| 3463. | Keingar (keingar) | 88.42 | 97.2% | 2023-06-04 |
| 3464. | Mahdi (sick0speed) | 88.37 | 96% | 2024-06-22 |
| 3465. | Jamie (cadman6) | 88.36 | 97.6% | 2023-10-19 |
| 3466. | Arjun (gorefarded) | 88.35 | 96.9% | 2025-01-31 |
| 3467. | akashah (type_akashah) | 88.33 | 99% | 2024-07-03 |
| 3468. | Esther (the_esther_bunny) | 88.33 | 97% | 2025-06-01 |
| 3469. | Tre (tre_) | 88.33 | 98% | 2023-05-13 |
| 3470. | Kibitz (laconickibitz) | 88.33 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
| 3471. | Adhitya (borakx007) | 88.33 | 98% | 2024-09-02 |
| 3472. | Nicholas (insufferablegoat) | 88.32 | 96% | 2023-09-11 |
| 3473. | FAZuH (fazuhhhh) | 88.31 | 97% | 2024-05-29 |
| 3474. | SW3P (itsswep) | 88.30 | 97% | 2024-08-01 |
| 3475. | Brendan (coalie) | 88.30 | 97.5% | 2024-05-23 |
| 3476. | ตาแดง (pitagorus) | 88.30 | 99.1% | 2023-12-28 |
| 3477. | Bálint (diabolokiller) | 88.29 | 97.2% | 2024-06-22 |
| 3478. | gugugaga (gugugaga) | 88.29 | 97.2% | 2023-10-16 |
| 3479. | kkobuk (kkobukchipp) | 88.29 | 95% | 2023-04-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |