So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10902. | Helena (coolister3) | 83.74 | 95% | 2020-03-03 |
| 10903. | mrooogaboooga (foulackfoula... | 83.74 | 96.6% | 2023-10-26 |
| 10904. | Rohit (jaychand) | 83.74 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 10905. | John (jeongyeonjoa) | 83.74 | 99% | 2016-10-01 |
| 10906. | Ben (supex0) | 83.74 | 90% | 2016-05-19 |
| 10907. | Marc (marcmalha) | 83.73 | 97% | 2021-12-02 |
| 10908. | Lee (shriveledegg) | 83.73 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 10909. | Snoo (vxnguyen01) | 83.72 | 99% | 2017-11-16 |
| 10910. | Anh (_azh_) | 83.72 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 10911. | haniel monki (ivious) | 83.72 | 94.3% | 2023-07-26 |
| 10912. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 83.71 | 98% | 2022-01-15 |
| 10913. | jack (cherami) | 83.71 | 90% | 2016-09-24 |
| 10914. | Mooyodauh (mooyodauh) | 83.71 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| 10915. | Paul (paulek66) | 83.71 | 90% | 2014-11-06 |
| 10916. | swagmaster9000 (foxjunioraz) | 83.71 | 95% | 2017-05-27 |
| 10917. | wow (kitzin) | 83.71 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 10918. | Chris (bxlletproof) | 83.70 | 97% | 2016-12-18 |
| 10919. | Gordon (gordon_ramsay2) | 83.70 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 10920. | Apoorv Singhal (sasuke232) | 83.70 | 95% | 2023-01-25 |
| 10921. | Tudor (tudi) | 83.70 | 95% | 2013-10-28 |
| 10922. | Andres (ashleap) | 83.70 | 99% | 2018-11-01 |
| 10923. | John (th3w4v3) | 83.70 | 97% | 2016-04-20 |
| 10924. | Khoa (stellarirk) | 83.70 | 90% | 2012-01-16 |
| 10925. | eggy (fakeeggy) | 83.69 | 96% | 2023-06-24 |
| 10926. | Neris Luke (ruukudesu) | 83.69 | 96% | 2021-06-05 |
| 10927. | Fionalee (fionalee) | 83.69 | 98.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 10928. | Yuuki (se_yuuki) | 83.69 | 95% | 2016-01-25 |
| 10929. | xjkan (xjkan) | 83.69 | 95% | 2016-04-07 |
| 10930. | sig (crydig) | 83.68 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 10931. | Spindarella (spindarella) | 83.68 | 95% | 2013-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |