The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28282. | Andrew (andrewjasons) | 70.32 | 98% | 2023-02-03 |
| 28283. | Danny (dj95) | 70.32 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 28284. | Kevin (pb9000) | 70.32 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 28285. | Casey (thefearedturtle) | 70.32 | 93% | 2013-12-12 |
| 28286. | Tinkerino (tinkerino) | 70.32 | 95% | 2014-11-19 |
| 28287. | NewBee (newbee) | 70.32 | 90% | 2011-06-02 |
| 28288. | Tracey (mamat) | 70.32 | — | 2010-12-19 |
| 28289. | Imperator (imperator_357) | 70.31 | 99% | 2022-05-10 |
| 28290. | Michael (michael271) | 70.31 | 95% | 2018-04-13 |
| 28291. | Shiv (shivsimsh) | 70.31 | 96% | 2016-08-07 |
| 28292. | Jagadeshrao (jagadeshrao) | 70.30 | 98% | 2016-12-16 |
| 28293. | Romin (rominpasa) | 70.30 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 28294. | Basit (basit_ali) | 70.30 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 28295. | Astrid (acehunter) | 70.30 | 93% | 2015-03-18 |
| 28296. | huang (huangmax) | 70.30 | — | 2011-04-05 |
| 28297. | Fred (geekhideout) | 70.30 | 93% | 2011-09-14 |
| 28298. | blelelelele (blelelelele) | 70.29 | 96.1% | 2023-10-17 |
| 28299. | redacted (winstar9909) | 70.29 | 95% | 2023-08-03 |
| 28300. | RayDaren (raydaren) | 70.29 | 95% | 2017-04-23 |
| 28301. | Hassan (hassanalmatar) | 70.29 | 96% | 2021-03-27 |
| 28302. | Felipe (felipeibague) | 70.29 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 28303. | Oskars (gopexus) | 70.29 | 96% | 2013-02-22 |
| 28304. | Quan (uchihaitachi) | 70.29 | — | 2010-12-14 |
| 28305. | Twoddle (twoddle) | 70.29 | 98% | 2013-05-30 |
| 28306. | anirudh (l8tr) | 70.29 | — | 2009-03-06 |
| 28307. | chris (fscj4raxhel) | 70.28 | 97% | 2021-10-17 |
| 28308. | aqari (aqaridot) | 70.28 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
| 28309. | Bill (p0werc0rd0fjustice) | 70.28 | 93% | 2015-05-03 |
| 28310. | Nean (nean) | 70.28 | — | 2010-02-18 |
| 28311. | JK17 (jaredkane17) | 70.28 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |