The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9861. | Shakespeare (ib_ra_heem_22) | 89.37 | 97% | 2025-05-21 |
| 9862. | CJ (blacky_08) | 89.37 | 97% | 2025-08-12 |
| 9863. | Kuan-Yu (allankyhou) | 89.37 | 96% | 2011-06-15 |
| 9864. | jacob (jacoby31) | 89.36 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 9865. | Ivandro (bigivel) | 89.36 | 99% | 2021-09-10 |
| 9866. | Ally (allytypes) | 89.36 | 98% | 2017-06-12 |
| 9867. | Gabe (derumisis) | 89.35 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
| 9868. | Erika (frenzymania) | 89.35 | 95.6% | 2024-04-19 |
| 9869. | Chris (voytekk) | 89.35 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 9870. | Farhan M. (farhanmasud) | 89.35 | 98.5% | 2024-04-16 |
| 9871. | Jim (jimmehpila) | 89.35 | 91% | 2016-02-28 |
| 9872. | Membrane69 (keifermatthew) | 89.34 | 98% | 2020-12-21 |
| 9873. | Kiefer (sprocken) | 89.34 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
| 9874. | Chutiya (chutiya) | 89.34 | 95% | 2015-02-15 |
| 9875. | Steven (kithpom) | 89.34 | 99% | 2013-06-25 |
| 9876. | Kevin (choirdirector30) | 89.34 | 93% | 2011-11-07 |
| 9877. | Wahid (wahidhalim) | 89.33 | 99% | 2025-12-16 |
| 9878. | Jezos (kenjaku) | 89.33 | 98% | 2026-02-13 |
| 9879. | megham (megh4m) | 89.33 | 98% | 2024-03-04 |
| 9880. | Doodled (doodled) | 89.33 | 93% | 2014-03-06 |
| 9881. | eyeliddy (eyeliddy2) | 89.33 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 9882. | Trevor (uoftrevor) | 89.33 | 97% | 2019-11-06 |
| 9883. | Jared (infamousjj) | 89.33 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
| 9884. | Luciano (gool) | 89.33 | 91% | 2016-12-27 |
| 9885. | Mo (mosushi) | 89.32 | 97% | 2025-04-27 |
| 9886. | Uri (laor55) | 89.32 | 96% | 2014-03-13 |
| 9887. | Amr (amrsaqr) | 89.31 | 96% | 2013-10-22 |
| 9888. | Apathos (apathosss) | 89.31 | 97.8% | 2024-09-22 |
| 9889. | Zanuh (mrelister) | 89.31 | 97.9% | 2024-08-06 |
| 9890. | Dylan (merrythought) | 89.31 | 95% | 2011-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |