The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3545. | Huỳnh Khôi (foggy01) | 60.27 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 3546. | Alfred (alfred1985) | 60.26 | 93% | 2012-03-20 |
| 3547. | Karnouk (karnouk) | 60.26 | 96% | 2016-08-14 |
| 3548. | mahesh (mahesh9208) | 60.26 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 3549. | pranj (jhonystorm) | 60.25 | 95% | 2017-05-11 |
| 3550. | David (sidrid) | 60.25 | 100% | 2018-12-21 |
| 3551. | Vincent (virreoh) | 60.25 | 96% | 2020-02-19 |
| 3552. | kedar (knavlekar) | 60.25 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 3553. | Rual (rual09) | 60.25 | 95% | 2014-12-26 |
| 3554. | Life'z gr8st bargain (miran... | 60.25 | 95% | 2012-05-07 |
| 3555. | Maria (oshjosh) | 60.25 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 3556. | jolie (jolie_pham) | 60.24 | 88% | 2012-09-05 |
| 3557. | Shivam (shivam543) | 60.24 | 97% | 2015-07-02 |
| 3558. | Darrin (darrinj) | 60.24 | 89% | 2011-05-29 |
| 3559. | Hell (jesus_coconut) | 60.24 | 94% | 2020-06-25 |
| 3560. | THREEFOURSIXX (avenkata@liv... | 60.24 | 88% | 2012-07-15 |
| 3561. | Ahmed (galilyou) | 60.23 | — | 2009-07-01 |
| 3562. | Faquarl (iamfaquarl) | 60.23 | 93% | 2013-01-24 |
| 3563. | Eric (reefguzzler) | 60.23 | 94% | 2017-03-13 |
| 3564. | im bored (googooalp) | 60.23 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| 3565. | Saubhagya (saubhagyaas) | 60.22 | 91% | 2014-07-31 |
| 3566. | amy (axstheticwinter) | 60.22 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| 3567. | Saint (saintjenkins123) | 60.22 | 92% | 2017-05-02 |
| 3568. | Maxx (maxx_1) | 60.22 | 93% | 2016-08-28 |
| 3569. | rho (ttt321654) | 60.22 | 96% | 2012-07-10 |
| 3570. | Bhavni (bhavni) | 60.21 | 97% | 2012-10-23 |
| 3571. | Midnight (onepanda) | 60.20 | 93% | 2016-10-07 |
| 3572. | reed (reed1) | 60.19 | 88% | 2015-09-07 |
| 3573. | Andie (andiejc) | 60.19 | 94% | 2015-11-18 |
| 3574. | Hypzii (hypzii_on_mac) | 60.19 | 95% | 2021-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |