As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1879. | Brian (a_job_well_done) | 114.29 | 97% | 2020-06-04 |
1880. | (timjeffery44) | 114.28 | 97% | 2020-07-19 |
1881. | Joey (rosuoammdo) | 114.27 | 99% | 2022-02-04 |
1882. | Strawberry (strawberryskies) | 114.26 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
1883. | mariachi (mdl0100) | 114.26 | 99% | 2021-10-15 |
1884. | Natalie (nano724) | 114.25 | 99% | 2016-01-25 |
1885. | Gucci (glomein) | 114.22 | 98% | 2019-02-13 |
1886. | Adm1n (vilius8) | 114.21 | 99% | 2021-09-29 |
1887. | Cory (amused) | 114.19 | 93% | 2016-01-13 |
1888. | Rockodile (rockodile) | 114.17 | 98% | 2022-03-30 |
1889. | Sandra (fnool) | 114.17 | 97% | 2017-05-01 |
1890. | Matthew (matthewarous) | 114.16 | 89% | 2015-09-29 |
1891. | Paul (dakuzo) | 114.16 | 97% | 2015-04-10 |
1892. | Billy (zion22be) | 114.15 | 98% | 2016-06-14 |
1893. | asj (asj_benc) | 114.14 | 98% | 2023-06-09 |
1894. | Abelardo (abel2b) | 114.14 | 98% | 2016-09-19 |
1895. | DooDooGoggins (goofyahhtyping) | 114.13 | 97% | 2024-02-27 |
1896. | Bryce (kayoslp) | 114.12 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
1897. | cool (seshs) | 114.10 | 97% | 2019-01-23 |
1898. | blobs (blobsplop) | 114.07 | 97% | 2015-11-05 |
1899. | Liz (lizabethea) | 114.06 | 99% | 2022-12-09 |
1900. | Mud (muddchaofan) | 114.06 | 98% | 2018-02-17 |
1901. | (fafadoodle) | 114.05 | 98.4% | 2021-02-23 |
1902. | jello_jello (jello_jello) | 114.04 | 100% | 2022-02-21 |
1903. | Ren Hariren (hari623) | 114.03 | 98.8% | 2025-01-24 |
1904. | I dream of horses (tommyk1) | 114.02 | 93% | 2016-01-21 |
1905. | Sp̦̽̄̂͘͜ a̵̡͆̂̓Ì... | 114.01 | 98% | 2019-11-02 |
1906. | Samuel (samfpandi) | 114.00 | 99% | 2023-07-18 |
1907. | ryster56 (ryster56) | 113.99 | 96.3% | 2024-03-03 |
1908. | XH (xh192) | 113.99 | 94% | 2016-06-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |