The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5568. | LockStock (lockstock) | 98.36 | 99% | 2024-09-04 |
| 5569. | Victor (speckle) | 98.36 | 96% | 2012-10-22 |
| 5570. | Abbey (abbey1989) | 98.35 | 96% | 2023-02-23 |
| 5571. | GazanRacer (yourallbad) | 98.35 | 96% | 2023-10-09 |
| 5572. | joel (jouel1234567) | 98.35 | 98% | 2022-08-08 |
| 5573. | Sumit (sumit_ghag) | 98.34 | 97.6% | 2025-01-13 |
| 5574. | Tikhon (tikhon) | 98.34 | 96% | 2012-04-25 |
| 5575. | ........... (contra3) | 98.34 | 97% | 2015-04-17 |
| 5576. | katapi (catapie) | 98.33 | 99% | 2021-11-07 |
| 5577. | Theo (sharkhead2) | 98.32 | 97% | 2023-12-06 |
| 5578. | erig (erig) | 98.32 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 5579. | Camille (dinixi) | 98.32 | 97% | 2019-01-30 |
| 5580. | The ping is killing me (mr_sk) | 98.32 | 84% | 2017-05-21 |
| 5581. | 4tt4ck3r (tasemu) | 98.31 | 100% | 2012-12-10 |
| 5582. | puchat (puchat) | 98.31 | 91% | 2015-04-21 |
| 5583. | Jordan (pyriz) | 98.31 | 96% | 2016-10-21 |
| 5584. | hrmn (hrmn) | 98.30 | 97% | 2024-04-11 |
| 5585. | goofy (goofyahh_1) | 98.30 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 5586. | Stefan (fortress_king) | 98.30 | 98.3% | 2024-11-21 |
| 5587. | m0nsteR (m0nsta321) | 98.30 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 5588. | tsej (tsej) | 98.30 | 96% | 2014-08-30 |
| 5589. | Ruju (karngu) | 98.29 | 97% | 2025-05-31 |
| 5590. | Christina (silvertina33) | 98.29 | 95% | 2012-09-24 |
| 5591. | Bunjeyman (benjaminhale) | 98.29 | 95% | 2015-02-10 |
| 5592. | iks de (iksdebro) | 98.28 | 97.4% | 2025-02-21 |
| 5593. | . (xtypscer) | 98.27 | 98% | 2019-07-17 |
| 5594. | Harold (mrmime) | 98.27 | 94% | 2014-09-17 |
| 5595. | Jon (akadajet) | 98.27 | 94% | 2012-02-19 |
| 5596. | bub (_bubble) | 98.26 | 98% | 2021-11-12 |
| 5597. | Americus (scaramouch) | 98.26 | 96% | 2015-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |