So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3005. | (pamananian) | 107.12 | — | 2009-05-21 |
| 3006. | (patloh91) | 107.11 | 96% | 2012-08-29 |
| 3007. | (jmonson2) | 107.09 | 97% | 2015-01-03 |
| 3008. | (jimhalpert) | 107.07 | 98% | 2015-01-26 |
| 3009. | (kyukang) | 107.07 | 97% | 2018-06-19 |
| 3010. | (nilexd95) | 107.06 | 94% | 2017-02-02 |
| 3011. | atsumu (silkynq) | 107.06 | 96% | 2023-07-16 |
| 3012. | (cptnarwhalrus) | 107.05 | 97% | 2018-09-08 |
| 3013. | (conniexlee) | 107.03 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 3014. | joshua rose 🇵🇸 (joshu... | 107.03 | 98% | 2022-03-22 |
| 3015. | (bajizusaych) | 107.03 | — | 2009-05-19 |
| 3016. | (xg33kx) | 107.02 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 3017. | (jero32) | 107.02 | 99% | 2013-08-09 |
| 3018. | (madscientist) | 107.01 | 94% | 2012-12-08 |
| 3019. | (inkyness) | 107.01 | 96% | 2012-04-11 |
| 3020. | kqbmig (kqbmig) | 107.00 | 97% | 2014-03-12 |
| 3021. | (65best) | 106.99 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 3022. | Jonathon (goodstuff11) | 106.99 | 100% | 2022-04-23 |
| 3023. | (killdave) | 106.98 | 98% | 2012-02-02 |
| 3024. | Trucker Dan (danielbolt26) | 106.96 | 100% | 2016-06-06 |
| 3025. | (dvorak) | 106.95 | 98% | 2014-11-03 |
| 3026. | (suzuyajuuzou) | 106.94 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 3027. | (bumstubs) | 106.93 | — | 2009-01-01 |
| 3028. | (xiarnaq) | 106.92 | 83% | 2016-09-15 |
| 3029. | (amo221) | 106.92 | — | 2010-08-31 |
| 3030. | (suckasurprise) | 106.91 | 99% | 2023-03-02 |
| 3031. | BonBon (_bonbon_) | 106.91 | 99% | 2021-05-25 |
| 3032. | (welcomebear333) | 106.90 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
| 3033. | BANDAR_JUDOL_GAK_TAKUT_NERA... | 106.90 | 98% | 2016-06-26 |
| 3034. | Brocli (brocli) | 106.90 | 97% | 2020-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |