I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7066. | Bobby (kettleman) | 95.05 | 98% | 2018-09-13 |
| 7067. | Sun (headedead) | 95.04 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 7068. | Almighty (almightysosaakatu... | 95.04 | 95.6% | 2023-08-25 |
| 7069. | Sarah (smrismael) | 95.04 | 100% | 2020-12-20 |
| 7070. | Tu (tuawesome) | 95.04 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 7071. | shoddy-cook (mosuande) | 95.04 | 97% | 2022-09-09 |
| 7072. | D (doremi89) | 95.04 | 99% | 2025-05-20 |
| 7073. | Punisher (punisher2920) | 95.02 | 98% | 2023-01-02 |
| 7074. | ilovemygf (ilovegracie) | 95.02 | 97% | 2024-11-25 |
| 7075. | Phillip (phillip_kim) | 95.02 | 99% | 2023-04-02 |
| 7076. | myanmar maid (akiroar) | 95.01 | 95% | 2019-07-14 |
| 7077. | r2r (arutoknight) | 95.00 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 7078. | Kevin (kevin_zhang) | 95.00 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 7079. | Eric (eric_loves_adrian) | 95.00 | 96.3% | 2023-07-27 |
| 7080. | Alex (alexwuxdlol) | 94.99 | 97% | 2018-11-14 |
| 7081. | Kitolomac (kitolomac) | 94.99 | 97% | 2025-07-08 |
| 7082. | Jiayun (magicfrog) | 94.97 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 7083. | car (nostalgiatest) | 94.97 | 97% | 2021-09-13 |
| 7084. | John (goodezt_doggo) | 94.97 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 7085. | Suresh (sureshkapri0) | 94.96 | 95% | 2018-09-27 |
| 7086. | Cal (almostpoetic) | 94.96 | 99% | 2021-04-19 |
| 7087. | JerMoe (jaydee44) | 94.96 | 99% | 2025-06-20 |
| 7088. | wishiwasalt (wishiwasalt) | 94.95 | 99% | 2025-01-04 |
| 7089. | vroom (junap) | 94.94 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 7090. | Victor (susavile) | 94.94 | 98% | 2018-10-25 |
| 7091. | Raizen (raizou) | 94.93 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| 7092. | kalski (kalski) | 94.93 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 7093. | Spencer (lspencer1) | 94.93 | 97.7% | 2023-07-03 |
| 7094. | Nathan (typetypaguy) | 94.92 | 97.8% | 2024-06-12 |
| 7095. | Crew (crewmate_sus) | 94.92 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |