So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27965. | Xeno (xenofiend) | 56.26 | 97% | 2011-08-15 |
| 27966. | UenX (uenx) | 56.26 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 27967. | sharon (fifilacook) | 56.26 | — | 2009-03-28 |
| 27968. | Bethany (bethanyhicks) | 56.26 | 94% | 2012-08-29 |
| 27969. | Oktay (oktaykalfa) | 56.25 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 27970. | Cang (babal) | 56.25 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 27971. | Rhetorik (mad6amer) | 56.25 | 92% | 2014-03-11 |
| 27972. | Arizky (wec_student) | 56.25 | 95% | 2012-09-19 |
| 27973. | Joel (joeltype) | 56.25 | 94% | 2016-09-01 |
| 27974. | Major Major Major Major (j_63) | 56.25 | 99% | 2013-10-24 |
| 27975. | Andy (andy3j) | 56.24 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 27976. | Nitin (nitin25) | 56.24 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 27977. | FruityCigar (fruitycigar) | 56.24 | 92% | 2017-04-12 |
| 27978. | thanawat (petit0001) | 56.24 | 95% | 2021-03-13 |
| 27979. | A4 (hobodude24) | 56.24 | 87% | 2014-06-07 |
| 27980. | Nini (n_leigh) | 56.24 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 27981. | Jimbo (doa_jimbo) | 56.23 | 95% | 2022-05-12 |
| 27982. | Divan (divance) | 56.23 | 96% | 2023-05-28 |
| 27983. | Serkan BJK (ankara06) | 56.23 | 92% | 2016-06-04 |
| 27984. | Jakub (prism1349) | 56.23 | 95% | 2018-10-20 |
| 27985. | vibrant (vibrant) | 56.23 | 98% | 2013-09-21 |
| 27986. | Phil (gonzopython) | 56.23 | 89% | 2015-06-20 |
| 27987. | Tommy (named after the gun)... | 56.23 | 98% | 2013-09-22 |
| 27988. | Duck (kappa_man1337) | 56.22 | 93% | 2021-05-13 |
| 27989. | Molly (mollsalz) | 56.22 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
| 27990. | Ivan (aivan2) | 56.22 | 96% | 2022-12-15 |
| 27991. | Thomas (tumpz) | 56.22 | 96% | 2013-06-29 |
| 27992. | Chad (chaffels) | 56.22 | 91% | 2011-12-01 |
| 27993. | Ankit (ankyizhere) | 56.22 | 98% | 2018-03-26 |
| 27994. | Maria (oshjosh) | 56.22 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |