The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8773. | juraseg (juraseg) | 49.39 | 94% | 2012-03-15 |
| 8774. | Qly (ariqly) | 49.38 | 90% | 2012-12-03 |
| 8775. | Ngân (ngan_tg) | 49.38 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 8776. | Kevin (v3rmillian) | 49.38 | 95.4% | 2021-02-14 |
| 8777. | Mushu (huamulanmushu) | 49.38 | 97% | 2012-09-07 |
| 8778. | Lai (speedylai) | 49.38 | 92% | 2013-11-01 |
| 8779. | Josh (hockeyjosh) | 49.38 | 92% | 2016-02-15 |
| 8780. | Vaibhav (vibhix) | 49.37 | 92% | 2014-08-30 |
| 8781. | AJ (anjt) | 49.37 | 94% | 2023-07-28 |
| 8782. | Bastian (sebastianovoam) | 49.37 | 95% | 2020-03-25 |
| 8783. | nivedh (n43527) | 49.37 | 99% | 2018-02-28 |
| 8784. | thang (thangk56toantin) | 49.37 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 8785. | GEMargad (gemrgd_23) | 49.36 | 95% | 2021-09-12 |
| 8786. | ritiz (ritizdixit) | 49.36 | 96% | 2023-02-11 |
| 8787. | Billy (billymentalz) | 49.36 | 94% | 2020-10-02 |
| 8788. | John (bubu800) | 49.36 | 94% | 2017-02-22 |
| 8789. | Barnabas (gonzobent) | 49.35 | — | 2008-09-11 |
| 8790. | Hunqui (umbrella) | 49.35 | — | 2010-01-08 |
| 8791. | Andy (outlawandy) | 49.34 | 96% | 2016-10-17 |
| 8792. | Shimon (gastronom) | 49.34 | 95% | 2020-06-25 |
| 8793. | Edgar (d368) | 49.34 | 88% | 2012-08-30 |
| 8794. | MMemmemm (antz9t) | 49.34 | 98% | 2015-02-27 |
| 8795. | Truman (geveent) | 49.34 | 94% | 2015-12-23 |
| 8796. | Akash (akashshewale) | 49.33 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 8797. | Jimothy (typeman_69_420) | 49.33 | 94% | 2022-03-30 |
| 8798. | Miley (miki_the_skank) | 49.33 | 93% | 2012-02-12 |
| 8799. | thomas (thomas) | 49.33 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 8800. | abdullah (hafidh) | 49.33 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 8801. | Char (char) | 49.33 | — | 2008-10-04 |
| 8802. | Wildan (wigazu) | 49.32 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |