The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8792. | Tom (skifasteatass) | 49.27 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 8793. | sanket (sanket7) | 49.27 | 96% | 2014-10-08 |
| 8794. | Adr1anz (adrianzitus) | 49.26 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 8795. | skip (ski_ip) | 49.26 | 99% | 2022-05-07 |
| 8796. | Rahul (blizzaster) | 49.26 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 8797. | gebi (saleall) | 49.26 | — | 2009-12-07 |
| 8798. | Wazi (tien_manh_a2) | 49.25 | 95% | 2015-12-08 |
| 8799. | Aditya (fire_smasher1) | 49.25 | 95.5% | 2021-02-18 |
| 8800. | Ruk (ketchbar) | 49.25 | 97% | 2020-12-20 |
| 8801. | Ben hassine (medahmed) | 49.25 | 95% | 2012-12-16 |
| 8802. | Alex (lavin) | 49.25 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 8803. | Dishan (dishan92) | 49.25 | 98% | 2017-06-05 |
| 8804. | P (chronos_timepiece) | 49.25 | 88% | 2015-02-10 |
| 8805. | varun100 (varun100) | 49.25 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 8806. | Erica (suzeyq86) | 49.25 | 95% | 2011-10-17 |
| 8807. | Henry (squidhs) | 49.25 | 90% | 2016-10-10 |
| 8808. | Kucing (nyandesuyo) | 49.24 | 96% | 2017-08-23 |
| 8809. | MechDragon28 (mechdragon28) | 49.24 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 8810. | Fola (goke) | 49.24 | 99% | 2020-04-29 |
| 8811. | diana (princessdiana) | 49.24 | 84% | 2012-01-20 |
| 8812. | Daniel (stbdang) | 49.24 | 95% | 2017-08-20 |
| 8813. | Leiz klade (leiz) | 49.24 | — | 2009-06-01 |
| 8814. | christian (cover_flow) | 49.23 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
| 8815. | Amrit (amrit21894) | 49.23 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 8816. | Wayne (z5363136) | 49.23 | 96% | 2021-04-05 |
| 8817. | Ryzen (ryzen___) | 49.23 | 97.6% | 2023-07-24 |
| 8818. | Mateo (matep10) | 49.23 | 94% | 2022-01-01 |
| 8819. | Guest (riotjune) | 49.23 | 97% | 2015-08-21 |
| 8820. | Alvaro (patomalo) | 49.23 | 96% | 2021-10-06 |
| 8821. | Jimmy (jimmy890302) | 49.23 | 94% | 2021-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |