Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2688. | Bill (buck1249) | 108.81 | 99% | 2015-02-10 |
| 2689. | (voidhowl) | 108.81 | 97% | 2014-11-03 |
| 2690. | Rachael (sweetjanexx) | 108.81 | 96% | 2011-07-25 |
| 2691. | matt (n0tr4b) | 108.81 | 93% | 2016-11-21 |
| 2692. | MattheusUK (mattheusuk) | 108.81 | 97% | 2013-05-30 |
| 2693. | gt2 (killawhale425) | 108.80 | 99% | 2019-04-23 |
| 2694. | asdf (shrug) | 108.79 | 98% | 2011-11-11 |
| 2695. | Caddar (caddar) | 108.78 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 2696. | MICHAEL (dawndus) | 108.78 | — | 2009-08-15 |
| 2697. | Aakash (staticxy) | 108.77 | 98% | 2019-11-18 |
| 2698. | Daniel (uheardmetrick) | 108.77 | 99.4% | 2021-02-14 |
| 2699. | Sokka (cactus_juice) | 108.76 | 98% | 2019-02-10 |
| 2700. | shwegdow (shwegdow) | 108.75 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 2701. | Keys (zarmycin) | 108.75 | 96% | 2013-12-23 |
| 2702. | Kay (elamind) | 108.75 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 2703. | Jim (ifeelhyper) | 108.74 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
| 2704. | matt (gogipls) | 108.73 | 97% | 2022-07-09 |
| 2705. | Batman (batmanr) | 108.72 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 2706. | Seven (sevenupr91) | 108.72 | 98% | 2014-08-11 |
| 2707. | Kris (kris_z) | 108.72 | 98% | 2020-11-22 |
| 2708. | Charlie (cduong04) | 108.72 | 98% | 2022-08-19 |
| 2709. | Bry (miano) | 108.72 | 93% | 2012-09-27 |
| 2710. | Kleminon (kleminon) | 108.72 | 96% | 2012-10-05 |
| 2711. | Sam (sama) | 108.72 | — | 2008-11-26 |
| 2712. | balls (faygodreams) | 108.71 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 2713. | Lee (werne401) | 108.71 | 95% | 2015-12-25 |
| 2714. | twitch.tv/greenjacket10000l... | 108.71 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
| 2715. | new account fenno4 (fennomak) | 108.70 | 95% | 2022-08-05 |
| 2716. | U-Zyn (uzyn) | 108.67 | 96% | 2013-05-15 |
| 2717. | pilotis (pilotis) | 108.67 | 97% | 2013-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |