So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11127. | silver (silverrocker) | 83.30 | 92% | 2013-04-30 |
| 11128. | Blankout (blankout) | 83.30 | 98% | 2011-12-29 |
| 11129. | Braden (barbuthnot) | 83.29 | 97% | 2021-10-14 |
| 11130. | David (bomely) | 83.29 | 95% | 2020-05-18 |
| 11131. | Jasmeet (jasmeetsingh) | 83.29 | 95% | 2014-05-07 |
| 11132. | Pramod(PRH) (prht) | 83.28 | 97% | 2023-04-12 |
| 11133. | Rachit (keysmasher25) | 83.27 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 11134. | flair (ellemo) | 83.27 | 96.4% | 2023-08-29 |
| 11135. | Alan (senseichen) | 83.26 | 96% | 2022-08-22 |
| 11136. | Wilson (egg_0314) | 83.25 | 98.5% | 2023-09-05 |
| 11137. | s3yf (unclemeat) | 83.25 | 96% | 2022-07-26 |
| 11138. | NickBwalley (nickbiiy) | 83.25 | 96% | 2021-07-08 |
| 11139. | ฮัลโหลวเบ... | 83.25 | 96% | 2017-06-03 |
| 11140. | OxygenBeats (oxygenbeats) | 83.25 | 95% | 2015-02-21 |
| 11141. | Ryan (nuigit) | 83.25 | 93% | 2016-06-22 |
| 11142. | Matt (matthew_boyd) | 83.25 | 94% | 2014-11-19 |
| 11143. | Dan (dabombdanh) | 83.24 | 98% | 2020-11-08 |
| 11144. | Jacob (jmbreche) | 83.24 | 96% | 2021-11-28 |
| 11145. | Geoff (goffrie) | 83.24 | 83% | 2016-02-02 |
| 11146. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 83.24 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
| 11147. | Sharknado (nalex1122) | 83.24 | 95% | 2014-09-02 |
| 11148. | Joash Emmanuel (wawashie) | 83.24 | 97% | 2012-05-21 |
| 11149. | Noémi (dontknow) | 83.24 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| 11150. | Justin (jastin) | 83.23 | 92% | 2017-03-08 |
| 11151. | Emma (hrim702) | 83.23 | 97% | 2020-01-08 |
| 11152. | hwingu (hwingu) | 83.23 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 11153. | tanner (mrmr1101) | 83.23 | 93% | 2015-09-01 |
| 11154. | Nicklas (japhix) | 83.23 | 96% | 2016-12-13 |
| 11155. | Antonis (blinkos) | 83.23 | 93% | 2014-11-09 |
| 11156. | T (sds5432) | 83.23 | — | 2010-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |