Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2289. | Rico (satoshi444) | 82.95 | 99% | 2018-01-24 |
| 2290. | David (bigd4316) | 82.95 | 98% | 2018-04-19 |
| 2291. | Carpal Tunnel (tr0yax) | 82.93 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2292. | Ryan (xxhiny) | 82.92 | 96% | 2018-01-03 |
| 2293. | Ivan (ivanplaystr) | 82.92 | 95% | 2020-07-30 |
| 2294. | J (sd59fifty) | 82.91 | 98% | 2018-02-27 |
| 2295. | Kevin (kev011701) | 82.90 | 97% | 2017-08-25 |
| 2296. | Slim (slimjesus2) | 82.88 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
| 2297. | Jennifer (jenniferzed) | 82.88 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 2298. | tstats[kaitokidokuroba] (ka... | 82.87 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 2299. | nic (rainbowarsenal) | 82.86 | 96% | 2018-11-19 |
| 2300. | reading is (the_library_is_... | 82.86 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 2301. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 82.86 | 99% | 2017-12-20 |
| 2302. | Aron (aronbk) | 82.85 | 96% | 2019-08-05 |
| 2303. | Weston (westond11) | 82.84 | 96% | 2020-05-09 |
| 2304. | Steven (steventenglish) | 82.82 | 96% | 2019-01-07 |
| 2305. | Erica (lalaalennon) | 82.80 | 98% | 2020-05-11 |
| 2306. | Roronoa (godwit) | 82.80 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
| 2307. | Sal (salspring) | 82.78 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 2308. | daddy (daddychristian) | 82.78 | 96% | 2019-06-03 |
| 2309. | edisonhussey (furox) | 82.77 | 96% | 2020-09-25 |
| 2310. | Lưu (luuanh) | 82.75 | 99% | 2017-12-01 |
| 2311. | Flash (bala6978) | 82.75 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
| 2312. | HENN (username6129) | 82.75 | 98% | 2019-04-04 |
| 2313. | Mack (tron__) | 82.73 | 97% | 2018-02-06 |
| 2314. | school (modernmarauder) | 82.73 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
| 2315. | Shawn (spjames87) | 82.72 | 97% | 2020-05-29 |
| 2316. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 82.71 | 98% | 2018-08-20 |
| 2317. | ben (bumbleben7) | 82.71 | 95% | 2020-04-19 |
| 2318. | boustrophedon (boustrophedon) | 82.71 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |