As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13088. | Alex (tra_pz) | 77.47 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 13089. | Bry (athelstan) | 77.47 | 96% | 2018-09-14 |
| 13090. | Rdk (olegus) | 77.47 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
| 13091. | asdf (doctorworm) | 77.47 | 98% | 2019-03-19 |
| 13092. | _ (abayto) | 77.47 | 98% | 2015-10-19 |
| 13093. | Tushar (tusharsingh) | 77.47 | 97% | 2017-08-26 |
| 13094. | Hayoung (hayoungrk) | 77.46 | 96% | 2026-05-20 |
| 13095. | duong (anhhungcolao) | 77.46 | 98% | 2021-11-13 |
| 13096. | Billy (bill_nye1) | 77.45 | 95.4% | 2023-12-07 |
| 13097. | boo (lolitsme) | 77.45 | 96.1% | 2023-07-01 |
| 13098. | Tahsin (drevil13) | 77.45 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 13099. | Cinari (cinari) | 77.45 | 95% | 2019-01-18 |
| 13100. | Tortoise (tortoise9) | 77.44 | 96% | 2026-05-18 |
| 13101. | Maciej (thasobot) | 77.44 | 98% | 2019-11-27 |
| 13102. | Chaos (chaosknight) | 77.44 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| 13103. | Robert (brorrobert) | 77.44 | 96% | 2016-04-16 |
| 13104. | avi (xhjwyjhv) | 77.43 | 97% | 2025-03-02 |
| 13105. | nyet (slickman) | 77.43 | 96.5% | 2024-08-28 |
| 13106. | James (jumblez) | 77.43 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 13107. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 77.43 | 95% | 2023-01-17 |
| 13108. | God (godlevel) | 77.43 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 13109. | type beats (blackjack245) | 77.43 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 13110. | Edward (batskater1234) | 77.43 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 13111. | tinkureddy (tinkureddy) | 77.43 | 93% | 2016-02-15 |
| 13112. | SilverBooch (silverbooch2033) | 77.42 | 96.4% | 2023-06-05 |
| 13113. | DKTang (killnoevil) | 77.42 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
| 13114. | fratelecarol (fratelecarol) | 77.42 | 95% | 2021-10-03 |
| 13115. | Nilanjan (nilthedev) | 77.42 | 98% | 2022-07-25 |
| 13116. | Dheeraj (dpsharma2050) | 77.42 | 99% | 2022-08-12 |
| 13117. | predatorpirana (predatorpir... | 77.42 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |