As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11279. | badal (badal1) | 77.48 | 98% | 2022-11-19 |
11280. | Rofik (rofikbjir) | 77.48 | 97.1% | 2023-12-26 |
11281. | Bry (athelstan) | 77.47 | 96% | 2018-09-14 |
11282. | Rdk (olegus) | 77.47 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
11283. | Alex (tra_pz) | 77.47 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
11284. | asdf (doctorworm) | 77.47 | 98% | 2019-03-19 |
11285. | _ (abayto) | 77.47 | 98% | 2015-10-19 |
11286. | Tushar (tusharsingh) | 77.47 | 97% | 2017-08-26 |
11287. | duong (anhhungcolao) | 77.46 | 98% | 2021-11-13 |
11288. | boo (lolitsme) | 77.45 | 96% | 2023-07-01 |
11289. | Billy (bill_nye1) | 77.45 | 95% | 2023-12-07 |
11290. | Tahsin (drevil13) | 77.45 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
11291. | Cinari (cinari) | 77.45 | 95% | 2019-01-18 |
11292. | Maciej (thasobot) | 77.44 | 98% | 2019-11-27 |
11293. | Chaos (chaosknight) | 77.44 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
11294. | Robert (brorrobert) | 77.44 | 96% | 2016-04-16 |
11295. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 77.43 | 95% | 2023-01-17 |
11296. | James (jumblez) | 77.43 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
11297. | God (godlevel) | 77.43 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
11298. | type beats (blackjack245) | 77.43 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
11299. | Edward (batskater1234) | 77.43 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
11300. | tinkureddy (tinkureddy) | 77.43 | 93% | 2016-02-15 |
11301. | Nilanjan (nilthedev) | 77.42 | 98% | 2022-07-25 |
11302. | SilverBooch (silverbooch2033) | 77.42 | 96% | 2023-06-05 |
11303. | Dheeraj (dpsharma2050) | 77.42 | 99% | 2022-08-12 |
11304. | tstats[predatorpirana] (pre... | 77.42 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
11305. | fratelecarol (fratelecarol) | 77.42 | 95% | 2021-10-03 |
11306. | Nahwhal (choochoolane) | 77.42 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
11307. | Abhi_Dvorak (abhyudaya_nair) | 77.41 | 97.9% | 2023-11-09 |
11308. | tuffghost (namtap) | 77.41 | 91% | 2015-08-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |