So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31865. | Virksaab (virksaab) | 49.63 | 96% | 2023-09-23 |
| 31866. | Dan (kumatypes) | 49.63 | 97% | 2019-09-07 |
| 31867. | nurul (naddyaw) | 49.63 | 89% | 2017-03-27 |
| 31868. | Ioan (ioans) | 49.63 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 31869. | Jimbo (jimboking) | 49.63 | — | 2011-02-21 |
| 31870. | Dvorak (hielo2) | 49.63 | 98% | 2013-03-18 |
| 31871. | social (social_scrub) | 49.62 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 31872. | Aaishi (aaishi2007) | 49.62 | 93% | 2022-03-05 |
| 31873. | yeste28 (yeste28) | 49.62 | 95% | 2017-02-21 |
| 31874. | sanku (sankus) | 49.62 | 96% | 2019-08-31 |
| 31875. | name (crsparks) | 49.62 | 85% | 2016-12-13 |
| 31876. | Harshal (chimu) | 49.61 | 92% | 2013-01-19 |
| 31877. | sahil (sahil_098) | 49.61 | 96% | 2022-06-17 |
| 31878. | Ngan (ngan_izi) | 49.61 | — | 2010-11-14 |
| 31879. | seto (semuut) | 49.61 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 31880. | Diego (bacu) | 49.61 | 91% | 2014-10-16 |
| 31881. | gale (wihtiko) | 49.60 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
| 31882. | Colin (colinkiama) | 49.60 | 85% | 2017-01-11 |
| 31883. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 49.60 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 31884. | Himal (panthimal) | 49.60 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
| 31885. | how do I type (goddamnname) | 49.60 | 93% | 2015-02-04 |
| 31886. | Sherrell (toot) | 49.60 | 84% | 2012-03-03 |
| 31887. | obsidian (cbehen) | 49.60 | 95% | 2011-07-20 |
| 31888. | bryan (ailynmiole) | 49.60 | 91% | 2012-03-29 |
| 31889. | Evan (limaroot) | 49.59 | 96% | 2023-07-09 |
| 31890. | mace_t (mace_t) | 49.59 | 95% | 2023-08-03 |
| 31891. | James (jaysteel07) | 49.59 | 94% | 2012-03-30 |
| 31892. | kevin (jinxer) | 49.58 | — | 2009-10-10 |
| 31893. | Damien (damien_types) | 49.58 | 95% | 2023-04-29 |
| 31894. | BigBenji (bigben24) | 49.58 | 96% | 2023-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |