So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22380. | Justin (justintang) | 64.79 | 96% | 2019-11-25 |
| 22381. | Simon (aasi) | 64.78 | 91% | 2013-03-23 |
| 22382. | Makai (mrmakai) | 64.78 | 96% | 2023-01-03 |
| 22383. | Bingo Bongo (bingo_bongo_) | 64.78 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
| 22384. | Eugene (eugene121) | 64.78 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| 22385. | dakkon (d4kk0n1234) | 64.77 | — | 2010-02-08 |
| 22386. | jarl sondre (jallis) | 64.77 | 93% | 2013-03-23 |
| 22387. | Raman (rgenerationx) | 64.77 | 96% | 2014-06-27 |
| 22388. | Sarah (sarahla2) | 64.77 | 95% | 2019-06-20 |
| 22389. | Vinu (vinudominic) | 64.77 | 96% | 2014-04-20 |
| 22390. | pew (pewdekz) | 64.77 | 89% | 2016-09-06 |
| 22391. | Khanzi (khanzi) | 64.77 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 22392. | Darjinero (darjinero) | 64.77 | 94% | 2020-01-14 |
| 22393. | Colby (colibius) | 64.77 | 93% | 2016-01-02 |
| 22394. | Barritt (brkolpin) | 64.77 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 22395. | Nguyễn Trần (dattran03) | 64.77 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
| 22396. | xiao (warakawa) | 64.76 | — | 2010-08-06 |
| 22397. | T•rt•ise (gocool21) | 64.76 | 96% | 2014-04-05 |
| 22398. | Jason (jhirshman) | 64.76 | 89% | 2011-10-20 |
| 22399. | Melvin (azinnn) | 64.76 | 97% | 2017-10-17 |
| 22400. | Ems (ems05) | 64.76 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
| 22401. | Sofiyah (sofiyahr) | 64.76 | 94% | 2018-12-26 |
| 22402. | cobrobdob (rocketjuice) | 64.76 | 96% | 2019-03-21 |
| 22403. | Hunter (huntercarot) | 64.76 | 96% | 2018-09-25 |
| 22404. | Joey (mmore) | 64.75 | — | 2010-06-29 |
| 22405. | Waco (waco69) | 64.75 | 91% | 2015-02-24 |
| 22406. | Aaron (oantseri) | 64.75 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 22407. | pieromaru (kuroinu) | 64.75 | 96% | 2021-03-13 |
| 22408. | Tomas (tigfiend) | 64.75 | 97% | 2020-01-09 |
| 22409. | Subh (subhdhungana) | 64.75 | 95% | 2022-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |