So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1039. | coco (noise) | 122.51 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 1040. | Michael (vanad) | 122.50 | 99% | 2023-09-28 |
| 1041. | Andrew (earthduster) | 122.49 | 96% | 2015-11-18 |
| 1042. | l a u r i e (elevendays) | 122.49 | 100% | 2016-03-24 |
| 1043. | Paul (dettoaltrimenti) | 122.49 | — | 2010-09-25 |
| 1044. | Jonathan (jych) | 122.48 | 89% | 2014-08-03 |
| 1045. | (cr0cka) | 122.46 | 98% | 2018-10-28 |
| 1046. | Alenygam (provola23) | 122.45 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 1047. | lyndsay (lyndsay) | 122.45 | — | 2010-01-08 |
| 1048. | (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━... | 122.45 | 99% | 2016-01-03 |
| 1049. | qwerty (emyr1) | 122.44 | 99% | 2023-08-17 |
| 1050. | Dongles (dongles) | 122.44 | 99% | 2020-10-11 |
| 1051. | Falling Petals (Ruby x Cind... | 122.44 | 95% | 2016-12-02 |
| 1052. | Zach (zachary989) | 122.44 | — | 2010-07-23 |
| 1053. | Nathan (ed839) | 122.44 | 96% | 2011-10-17 |
| 1054. | Dylan (dr_gammaray) | 122.43 | 95% | 2016-07-10 |
| 1055. | K (gochuupsuh) | 122.41 | 95% | 2013-08-01 |
| 1056. | Bradley (excision) | 122.41 | 99% | 2014-09-23 |
| 1057. | selphy (selphy) | 122.40 | 88% | 2013-05-05 |
| 1058. | Butter (buttershaver) | 122.40 | 92% | 2013-08-17 |
| 1059. | Boniface (boniface) | 122.38 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 1060. | chkhikvanormelia (chkhikvan... | 122.37 | 98% | 2025-10-27 |
| 1061. | Celio (celio) | 122.37 | 97% | 2015-02-09 |
| 1062. | Oni (hayaii) | 122.33 | 99% | 2015-09-08 |
| 1063. | Bella (goombella) | 122.32 | 92% | 2015-03-15 |
| 1064. | Buy $AMC (zyrrac2) | 122.29 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
| 1065. | Andrew (swishy) | 122.28 | 97% | 2011-07-18 |
| 1066. | Lence (lence88) | 122.28 | — | 2010-01-24 |
| 1067. | David (mrgenious) | 122.28 | — | 2010-09-18 |
| 1068. | sarajevo marlboro (clueou) | 122.27 | 96% | 2016-07-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |