I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7942. | Nico (niconicotypes) | 96.05 | 99% | 2018-02-09 |
| 7943. | J (savvykernin) | 96.05 | 99% | 2018-09-21 |
| 7944. | Steve (steve_racer) | 96.05 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
| 7945. | Roy (e4e5nf3nc6bb5) | 96.05 | 100% | 2021-02-22 |
| 7946. | shudd3r (shudd3r) | 96.04 | 100% | 2024-10-22 |
| 7947. | Heorhii (heorhii_hryhorov) | 96.04 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 7948. | jacob (quincinia) | 96.04 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 7949. | kazimur (kazimur) | 96.03 | 97.7% | 2024-11-22 |
| 7950. | Sotang (sotang) | 96.03 | 98% | 2023-07-30 |
| 7951. | Juan (unbilivavl) | 96.03 | 96.7% | 2024-04-02 |
| 7952. | TJ (tjasmus) | 96.03 | 95% | 2021-08-30 |
| 7953. | D (ducktypist) | 96.03 | 98% | 2021-12-04 |
| 7954. | Enrique (zero9o) | 96.03 | 99% | 2018-02-10 |
| 7955. | Qriminal (qriminal123) | 96.02 | 95.8% | 2025-03-19 |
| 7956. | Dylan (fusion7447) | 96.02 | 99% | 2022-04-25 |
| 7957. | Bob (bob_the_second) | 96.02 | 100% | 2022-02-09 |
| 7958. | Ethan (rubiks3) | 96.01 | 99% | 2020-07-26 |
| 7959. | Gnox (gnoxo) | 96.01 | 99% | 2018-01-24 |
| 7960. | Ne (pritong_bangus) | 96.01 | 99% | 2020-09-20 |
| 7961. | Prum (1sreng) | 96.01 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 7962. | Max (bookmarked) | 96.01 | 94% | 2017-01-21 |
| 7963. | Schumacher (avhn) | 96.00 | 97% | 2025-06-24 |
| 7964. | procrastination (procrastin... | 96.00 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| 7965. | Jun (akiboard) | 96.00 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 7966. | Irod (irod123) | 95.99 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 7967. | Ujjwal (ujjwal3756) | 95.99 | 99.4% | 2024-11-08 |
| 7968. | tony (bellevue) | 95.99 | 98.8% | 2024-08-16 |
| 7969. | Colin (cwreath43) | 95.99 | 99% | 2023-04-17 |
| 7970. | Bobby (rradhak1) | 95.99 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| 7971. | Christine (christi124) | 95.98 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |