The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8765. | joel (palmfruit380) | 91.86 | 99% | 2022-12-16 |
| 8766. | Nathaniel (ncase7) | 91.86 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 8767. | sfv (va909212345) | 91.86 | 94% | 2016-06-07 |
| 8768. | G (zger) | 91.86 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 8769. | Mr (mrharward) | 91.86 | 96% | 2016-02-17 |
| 8770. | Dylan (legomyeggo31) | 91.86 | 93% | 2014-04-27 |
| 8771. | Kieran (glasses85) | 91.86 | 98% | 2015-10-11 |
| 8772. | Joe (rocco53) | 91.86 | — | 2010-09-22 |
| 8773. | Mata (dragon261) | 91.86 | 98% | 2016-06-01 |
| 8774. | Devin (gootar) | 91.85 | 95% | 2014-02-06 |
| 8775. | streetcar (dohrn1i) | 91.85 | 98% | 2023-04-08 |
| 8776. | yes (yesmaybeno) | 91.85 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 8777. | erhaeh (kagehero2) | 91.85 | 94% | 2016-07-23 |
| 8778. | Flo (naggig) | 91.85 | 94% | 2016-04-07 |
| 8779. | Raja Amer (rakhan01) | 91.85 | — | 2010-08-15 |
| 8780. | J FeelsGoodMan (afflict3d) | 91.85 | 95% | 2016-09-17 |
| 8781. | Alican (safran) | 91.84 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| 8782. | AAAA (asdkjfn) | 91.84 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 8783. | Jani (gnerkyo) | 91.84 | 95% | 2012-11-16 |
| 8784. | DC (niketalk) | 91.84 | 97% | 2012-10-24 |
| 8785. | Brent (spuriousgeorge) | 91.84 | 98% | 2014-02-09 |
| 8786. | Mike (atrulz) | 91.84 | 92% | 2012-05-19 |
| 8787. | Shane (shlggy) | 91.83 | 98% | 2018-01-10 |
| 8788. | Archie (irarchiedw) | 91.83 | 96% | 2011-07-22 |
| 8789. | Perry (xauru) | 91.83 | 95% | 2013-09-15 |
| 8790. | Diego (ihyy) | 91.82 | 97% | 2015-01-27 |
| 8791. | Dakota (dakbell) | 91.82 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
| 8792. | bang bang (mjf_18) | 91.82 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 8793. | @dudiellon (dudiellon) | 91.82 | 95% | 2016-09-07 |
| 8794. | Zac (mishen) | 91.81 | 94% | 2013-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |