As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12233. | Fabian (fabs0000) | 79.25 | 93% | 2017-01-28 |
| 12234. | Alan (ralphal97) | 79.25 | 96% | 2021-02-14 |
| 12235. | Hapybratt (hapybratt) | 79.25 | 98% | 2021-02-18 |
| 12236. | Andy (mrfoggz) | 79.25 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 12237. | β¦ππππβ¦Tadas... | 79.25 | 96% | 2018-02-08 |
| 12238. | Parth (parthpsh) | 79.24 | 97% | 2022-01-09 |
| 12239. | slow (edvin_fps) | 79.24 | 94% | 2020-01-18 |
| 12240. | Shaina (shainaziza) | 79.24 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 12241. | laezza (inimitabile) | 79.24 | 95% | 2021-10-17 |
| 12242. | Joshua (jigglydorf) | 79.24 | 99% | 2018-03-20 |
| 12243. | Zombie (iolife) | 79.24 | 98% | 2017-07-10 |
| 12244. | Liad (ozonzono) | 79.24 | 96% | 2023-03-31 |
| 12245. | Rosie (poppyp) | 79.24 | 98% | 2015-04-16 |
| 12246. | buttbag (letsbecatstogether) | 79.24 | 99% | 2017-10-01 |
| 12247. | TheTypers (reducer) | 79.23 | 97.2% | 2024-06-04 |
| 12248. | Eva (niejingtan) | 79.23 | 100% | 2017-01-03 |
| 12249. | Thusthus (gmdliam) | 79.22 | 97% | 2019-02-03 |
| 12250. | napppyuuu (napppyu) | 79.22 | 96% | 2022-08-25 |
| 12251. | WheelieTron3000 (wheelietro... | 79.22 | 96% | 2021-11-21 |
| 12252. | Eric (symtomps) | 79.22 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 12253. | Hiram (mrizama) | 79.22 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
| 12254. | Georg (goosermcgooserton) | 79.20 | 95% | 2025-05-20 |
| 12255. | Anurag (anurag_2002) | 79.20 | 97.4% | 2023-12-27 |
| 12256. | Shahed (shahed_hasan) | 79.20 | 98% | 2023-03-22 |
| 12257. | Sigmund (sir_renardwil) | 79.20 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 12258. | Kok Kun (kokkun92) | 79.20 | 97% | 2021-12-02 |
| 12259. | TheVictor (wrmor) | 79.20 | 98% | 2022-07-16 |
| 12260. | Jere (herrhakala) | 79.20 | 83% | 2017-04-15 |
| 12261. | cs (cinnamonstick) | 79.20 | 95% | 2015-05-01 |
| 12262. | Dank (mafiga) | 79.19 | 95% | 2015-05-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |