Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35958. | Edward (racereddie) | 42.08 | 99% | 2021-09-30 |
| 35959. | Cao (beckkhung) | 42.08 | — | 2008-10-26 |
| 35960. | Kelly (kellyd35) | 42.08 | 99% | 2013-02-20 |
| 35961. | chuong (davidchuong) | 42.08 | — | 2010-03-02 |
| 35962. | Harrison (bombus) | 42.07 | — | 2011-03-04 |
| 35963. | mae (bech) | 42.07 | — | 2008-10-08 |
| 35964. | Ike (lililili2587) | 42.06 | 96% | 2022-03-13 |
| 35965. | Toan Thang (thang9977) | 42.06 | 88% | 2011-10-08 |
| 35966. | Karla (meanlady) | 42.06 | 94% | 2016-10-05 |
| 35967. | maksim (prodbymax) | 42.05 | 94% | 2020-11-30 |
| 35968. | Christopher (cv1989) | 42.04 | 97% | 2013-10-15 |
| 35969. | Louis 🤴🏾 (matiny) | 42.04 | 93% | 2020-10-18 |
| 35970. | Andy (andygeo) | 42.04 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 35971. | Okiiiieee (acharyas) | 42.04 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 35972. | Ĵ̵̧̲̣̫x̶̻̜͌̈͠q... | 42.04 | 92.2% | 2021-02-11 |
| 35973. | Josh (burnttortellini) | 42.04 | 93% | 2020-11-14 |
| 35974. | tstats[dante_the_samurai] (... | 42.03 | 94% | 2022-10-02 |
| 35975. | Kasao (gmat0110) | 42.03 | 91% | 2012-10-12 |
| 35976. | YOJNA (yojna1) | 42.03 | 91% | 2014-03-04 |
| 35977. | 打倉頡 (budipang) | 42.03 | 91% | 2012-05-27 |
| 35978. | Sroxdon (sroxdon) | 42.03 | 84% | 2016-10-04 |
| 35979. | James (ladboyswagg) | 42.03 | 94% | 2012-04-23 |
| 35980. | tanvir (tanvir42) | 42.02 | 93% | 2012-04-26 |
| 35981. | Jorge (jorge_owo) | 42.02 | 92% | 2021-08-23 |
| 35982. | Danny (minwoo7690) | 42.02 | 89% | 2017-04-06 |
| 35983. | Susan (61susan) | 42.02 | 90% | 2014-03-30 |
| 35984. | colemak_noob (vantroy) | 42.01 | 93% | 2021-04-20 |
| 35985. | printfuego (printfuego) | 42.01 | 94% | 2023-06-14 |
| 35986. | eri🥇🥇 (fuaxblue) | 42.01 | 92% | 2020-11-18 |
| 35987. | Beatrice (papegoja388) | 42.01 | 91% | 2016-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |