I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9512. | Andrei (andreibanc) | 87.05 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 9513. | ed (edwardb) | 87.05 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 9514. | IMcRoni (imcroni) | 87.05 | 96% | 2023-01-10 |
| 9515. | Andrew (agondi) | 87.05 | 99% | 2017-09-06 |
| 9516. | Teho (matlab_indexer) | 87.05 | 97% | 2018-06-13 |
| 9517. | Navn (navee1292) | 87.04 | 94% | 2016-05-13 |
| 9518. | Logan (36beastgod) | 87.04 | 97% | 2024-04-07 |
| 9519. | CHRISTIAN (chris7ka) | 87.04 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 9520. | DAndH (dandh) | 87.04 | 98% | 2022-04-10 |
| 9521. | Jacob (punchdemtrees) | 87.04 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 9522. | Michael (macdomantay) | 87.04 | 98% | 2015-08-22 |
| 9523. | Keira (keiradawn) | 87.03 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| 9524. | Colemak (half_as_fizzy) | 87.03 | 95% | 2023-02-04 |
| 9525. | TheMaz (themaz) | 87.03 | 97% | 2019-06-09 |
| 9526. | Dominic (dnguerri) | 87.03 | 96% | 2021-04-25 |
| 9527. | (naturaladoption) | 87.03 | 96.5% | 2024-08-01 |
| 9528. | Jay (liaojh) | 87.02 | 96% | 2021-06-22 |
| 9529. | Turree (turree) | 87.02 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
| 9530. | sidd (siddvader) | 87.02 | 96% | 2022-08-04 |
| 9531. | Atif (pakistan_786) | 87.02 | 99% | 2021-08-03 |
| 9532. | Guadalupe (gmaster98) | 87.02 | 95% | 2016-05-23 |
| 9533. | Thug (thuglife512) | 87.02 | 93% | 2016-03-08 |
| 9534. | Missy (lovelydy) | 87.01 | 99% | 2020-04-17 |
| 9535. | Koki (frequentflyer) | 87.01 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
| 9536. | lightspeed80 (lightspeed80) | 87.01 | 96.9% | 2024-09-01 |
| 9537. | Yudi (yjoe) | 87.01 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
| 9538. | Divide (divide0) | 87.01 | 93% | 2016-02-25 |
| 9539. | Humm (syedhumza247) | 87.00 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 9540. | Fredrik (warmastercat) | 87.00 | 93% | 2016-02-03 |
| 9541. | Josh (joslemon) | 86.99 | 96% | 2015-10-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |