The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15878. | james (awesome4aces115) | 78.69 | 95% | 2022-07-03 |
| 15879. | Kusuma (kusuma) | 78.69 | — | 2008-12-30 |
| 15880. | Sylvamas (sylvamas) | 78.69 | 97% | 2017-02-25 |
| 15881. | darth (darthgeek3) | 78.69 | 96% | 2014-05-23 |
| 15882. | John (khoryl) | 78.68 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 15883. | 5 second headstart (haxi) | 78.68 | 95% | 2013-01-11 |
| 15884. | Vincent (vincesuuu1) | 78.68 | 99% | 2018-09-11 |
| 15885. | Damn (dammmson) | 78.68 | 96% | 2023-04-24 |
| 15886. | Jaiprakash (riteshpatel) | 78.68 | 97% | 2017-07-15 |
| 15887. | Chris (bunchesofdonald) | 78.68 | 94% | 2011-08-25 |
| 15888. | nema (nemar5133) | 78.67 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
| 15889. | Boo (blanched) | 78.67 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 15890. | Max (kinginthenorth78) | 78.67 | 96% | 2021-08-21 |
| 15891. | andy (superbuddyy) | 78.67 | 97% | 2014-05-02 |
| 15892. | Julian (juliansmile) | 78.67 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 15893. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 78.67 | 98% | 2019-08-06 |
| 15894. | Empirix (empirix) | 78.66 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 15895. | Danny (dingyua7) | 78.66 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 15896. | type beats (blackjack245) | 78.66 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 15897. | GMHazem (gm_hazem02) | 78.66 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| 15898. | Alyssa (clarrissa) | 78.66 | 98% | 2012-09-25 |
| 15899. | BRUH (rabonh) | 78.66 | 95% | 2017-04-10 |
| 15900. | Michael (azaezelrawr) | 78.65 | 96% | 2017-05-01 |
| 15901. | Archie (archievald_ingco) | 78.65 | 90% | 2013-08-16 |
| 15902. | noah (randylehey) | 78.65 | 96% | 2021-06-21 |
| 15903. | David (quine) | 78.65 | — | 2010-08-30 |
| 15904. | Noah (mukyn) | 78.64 | 92% | 2015-03-20 |
| 15905. | kahtleen (kahtleen) | 78.64 | 94% | 2011-05-18 |
| 15906. | Justin (jwtalbott) | 78.64 | 93% | 2014-06-17 |
| 15907. | rg (rg69) | 78.64 | 92% | 2015-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |