So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32918. | Li (typelearnerli) | 47.14 | 94% | 2015-04-06 |
| 32919. | M (mksst) | 47.13 | 91% | 2012-03-07 |
| 32920. | clarz (claerchen) | 47.13 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
| 32921. | melody (melody888) | 47.13 | 93% | 2023-09-02 |
| 32922. | Bei (infiniteemo) | 47.13 | 94% | 2018-06-14 |
| 32923. | Tasreef (tbari) | 47.13 | 93% | 2017-03-29 |
| 32924. | Manish (mackwriter) | 47.13 | 93% | 2015-07-29 |
| 32925. | Amanda (amay) | 47.13 | 92% | 2013-03-24 |
| 32926. | Ramesh (ramesh_007) | 47.12 | 93% | 2022-07-02 |
| 32927. | Wahiro (wahirosianturi) | 47.12 | 85% | 2016-12-06 |
| 32928. | Joely (siwa1297) | 47.12 | — | 2010-03-04 |
| 32929. | kit (kitminh) | 47.12 | — | 2009-09-27 |
| 32930. | john (demoneye123) | 47.11 | 95% | 2014-10-01 |
| 32931. | Vivek (viveklodhi) | 47.11 | 89% | 2015-12-07 |
| 32932. | pear (pearpie) | 47.10 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
| 32933. | A(RUN) (jaguararun) | 47.10 | 91% | 2015-08-15 |
| 32934. | Oscar (badbase) | 47.09 | 96% | 2017-08-30 |
| 32935. | Josh (glutoast) | 47.09 | 96% | 2022-08-29 |
| 32936. | Timzkau (timzaku) | 47.09 | 92% | 2021-03-05 |
| 32937. | lars (vollkornaffe) | 47.09 | 91% | 2016-04-24 |
| 32938. | elias (hanebuechen) | 47.08 | 94% | 2023-01-26 |
| 32939. | AYJayeh (ayjayeh) | 47.08 | 92% | 2021-05-05 |
| 32940. | Hakim (hakimhmm) | 47.08 | 96% | 2021-04-05 |
| 32941. | nocats! :( (five_dads) | 47.08 | 94% | 2021-04-21 |
| 32942. | Tim (bronxtaco) | 47.07 | 96.1% | 2023-07-03 |
| 32943. | busshyzDRill (silvercrow0) | 47.07 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 32944. | supattr (tookta15) | 47.07 | 95% | 2011-07-11 |
| 32945. | Daphne (daphne1) | 47.07 | 96% | 2012-01-28 |
| 32946. | DankFarm (dankfarm) | 47.07 | 94% | 2018-10-03 |
| 32947. | Sandy28 (citojunior23) | 47.07 | 93% | 2017-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |