The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7792. | ham (haaaaaaaam) | 93.81 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 7793. | (want_dimsum) | 93.80 | 98% | 2021-11-28 |
| 7794. | saxum (saxum) | 93.80 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
| 7795. | Moutinho (felipemoutinho) | 93.80 | 95% | 2015-02-11 |
| 7796. | Naz (zdkraner) | 93.79 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 7797. | (you) (anilo) | 93.79 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 7798. | Dee (deexx) | 93.79 | 96.5% | 2021-02-17 |
| 7799. | (danskpro) | 93.79 | 92% | 2013-05-07 |
| 7800. | saser (saser) | 93.79 | 97% | 2015-10-26 |
| 7801. | (agaliareptx) | 93.78 | 94% | 2013-09-10 |
| 7802. | (healy1453) | 93.78 | 97.3% | 2021-01-30 |
| 7803. | (ozero) | 93.78 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 7804. | (timmeh1995) | 93.78 | 95% | 2012-12-03 |
| 7805. | (c_nguyenthien) | 93.78 | 98% | 2021-09-19 |
| 7806. | (jagrad) | 93.78 | 98% | 2011-09-14 |
| 7807. | (deasnataly) | 93.77 | 99% | 2018-10-19 |
| 7808. | (slowfoiler) | 93.76 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 7809. | Bernie (glumpkins) | 93.76 | 94% | 2015-12-29 |
| 7810. | (minifarkan) | 93.76 | 93% | 2016-11-30 |
| 7811. | (windarena) | 93.76 | 85% | 2016-06-07 |
| 7812. | (spicyfinger) | 93.76 | 96% | 2017-02-14 |
| 7813. | (asifthegreat) | 93.75 | 99% | 2023-09-06 |
| 7814. | Sagar (sagarraskar) | 93.75 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 7815. | (jeppss) | 93.74 | 96% | 2021-07-01 |
| 7816. | Simiwag (simiwag) | 93.74 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
| 7817. | Ivan (ipenipent) | 93.74 | 95% | 2020-08-12 |
| 7818. | (herrokan) | 93.74 | 94% | 2016-05-11 |
| 7819. | Yoda (booya51) | 93.74 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 7820. | Max (maxlikerobinson) | 93.74 | 95% | 2013-10-11 |
| 7821. | (mwong95) | 93.74 | 93% | 2013-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |