And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6804. | Milan (milang13) | 105.95 | 98% | 2017-05-18 |
| 6805. | khearn (khearn) | 105.95 | 98% | 2012-05-01 |
| 6806. | Curycoo (curycoo) | 105.94 | 97% | 2013-03-13 |
| 6807. | Eric (radiosurgery) | 105.93 | — | 2011-02-28 |
| 6808. | Asad (system3142) | 105.93 | 97% | 2012-09-11 |
| 6809. | Daniele (dpasta) | 105.92 | 95% | 2017-05-03 |
| 6810. | rebeca (rebecsta) | 105.91 | 97% | 2014-01-23 |
| 6811. | Josephine (tortillajo) | 105.90 | 93% | 2015-03-11 |
| 6812. | ogtoast (ogtoast) | 105.90 | 98.8% | 2021-02-03 |
| 6813. | I Love (oooyay) | 105.90 | 97% | 2017-08-27 |
| 6814. | Jared (jrad) | 105.90 | — | 2009-02-08 |
| 6815. | frosty (frostydisco) | 105.89 | 96% | 2012-10-28 |
| 6816. | Capn (capncakes) | 105.89 | — | 2009-09-10 |
| 6817. | 0 (gochoo) | 105.89 | 100% | 2018-07-30 |
| 6818. | Stropheum (stropheum) | 105.88 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 6819. | Chris (cjbreban) | 105.88 | — | 2009-06-14 |
| 6820. | Timmy (chet09) | 105.87 | 98% | 2014-05-23 |
| 6821. | YOUR DAD IS SEXY & HANDSOME... | 105.87 | 98.3% | 2021-02-27 |
| 6822. | Simon (sl123) | 105.86 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 6823. | Jordan (oyyajojoj) | 105.86 | 98% | 2016-01-31 |
| 6824. | Jay (jayzharick) | 105.86 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| 6825. | no (jonah1357) | 105.86 | 97% | 2020-09-23 |
| 6826. | Nathan (tokenshift) | 105.85 | — | 2010-03-09 |
| 6827. | checkie (checkie11) | 105.85 | 100% | 2021-03-02 |
| 6828. | Arjun (thepoodoo) | 105.84 | 94% | 2014-10-16 |
| 6829. | iChoke@TheEnd (vidivinci) | 105.84 | 98.8% | 2023-10-21 |
| 6830. | Sentinel (sentinel) | 105.84 | 99% | 2014-01-16 |
| 6831. | Joshua (jlee755) | 105.84 | 99% | 2018-04-22 |
| 6832. | Domen (antreu) | 105.83 | 98% | 2021-11-24 |
| 6833. | Mukundan (mukundan314) | 105.83 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |