So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32562. | phearom (blck) | 47.98 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 32563. | 5vegieball (afbuccdk) | 47.98 | 94% | 2012-04-13 |
| 32564. | Chris (sleepm0re) | 47.97 | 96% | 2023-03-04 |
| 32565. | Ashlee (asherrr_1) | 47.97 | 96% | 2022-03-20 |
| 32566. | Roger (mctoastysauce) | 47.97 | 93% | 2021-02-08 |
| 32567. | rohit (rohitbasiwal) | 47.97 | 96% | 2021-01-08 |
| 32568. | Fabio (killerfabivs) | 47.97 | 94% | 2012-05-17 |
| 32569. | Danielle (danielle26) | 47.97 | 92% | 2016-05-14 |
| 32570. | Syrgak (syrgak) | 47.96 | 95% | 2022-09-29 |
| 32571. | Kauã (fernandes10) | 47.96 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 32572. | Rod (twors_colemak) | 47.96 | 95% | 2021-06-07 |
| 32573. | evil (evilreturn) | 47.96 | 89% | 2013-08-02 |
| 32574. | weise (jnrkwekua) | 47.96 | 96% | 2014-09-12 |
| 32575. | Jaideep (minusseven) | 47.96 | 92% | 2013-04-15 |
| 32576. | John (daydreamerjohn) | 47.96 | 95% | 2013-06-20 |
| 32577. | rahug (rahugg_) | 47.95 | 94% | 2022-03-08 |
| 32578. | Muhammad Galih (jarotgemink) | 47.94 | 92% | 2023-09-04 |
| 32579. | panda (gloriouspanda) | 47.94 | 97.4% | 2021-02-26 |
| 32580. | Aaron (aaron5457) | 47.93 | 92% | 2021-07-02 |
| 32581. | Ankit (baiskhiyar) | 47.93 | 93% | 2021-01-13 |
| 32582. | Alexis (incmach) | 47.93 | — | 2008-08-30 |
| 32583. | fname (jodeapple) | 47.93 | 88% | 2017-05-17 |
| 32584. | Anand (sine_anand) | 47.92 | 95% | 2023-03-30 |
| 32585. | Pórem (minipoloalex) | 47.92 | 93% | 2018-02-04 |
| 32586. | Reudismam (reudismam) | 47.92 | 92% | 2013-10-27 |
| 32587. | khadijah (khadijah) | 47.92 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 32588. | Shajan (shajanvm) | 47.91 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 32589. | Kanlachan (mustboa) | 47.91 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 32590. | Dominic (unimog) | 47.91 | 90% | 2015-10-13 |
| 32591. | Alex (therapy) | 47.91 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |