Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5251. | liz (hamid__) | 98.09 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 5252. | Badika (badika) | 98.08 | 94% | 2013-01-21 |
| 5253. | Jennifer (jwintersgill) | 98.08 | 97% | 2016-02-04 |
| 5254. | oriom (orionrw) | 98.08 | 97% | 2019-10-06 |
| 5255. | Paruki- (paruki) | 98.08 | 97% | 2015-04-20 |
| 5256. | Ethan (urafkingdog) | 98.08 | 98% | 2018-12-29 |
| 5257. | Polaris (polaristr) | 98.08 | 98% | 2019-10-17 |
| 5258. | Tobi (demizu_) | 98.08 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 5259. | tiff (t1ff4nyy) | 98.08 | 97% | 2022-06-24 |
| 5260. | Xaretl (xaretl) | 98.08 | 95% | 2015-09-15 |
| 5261. | elle (ellegrimes) | 98.07 | 98% | 2023-08-16 |
| 5262. | Julian (scamps) | 98.06 | 95% | 2014-07-24 |
| 5263. | Jandi (calamityjan2010) | 98.06 | 99% | 2023-04-11 |
| 5264. | Rodney (rodneyslafuente) | 98.05 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 5265. | LAURENZ CLYDE (laurenzclyde... | 98.05 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 5266. | Keychron Q1 (retromandibular) | 98.05 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
| 5267. | Ishraq (ishraq21) | 98.04 | 96% | 2013-09-14 |
| 5268. | Tina ;)~~~~ (tinac) | 98.04 | 100% | 2011-07-04 |
| 5269. | Reuben (zer0xity) | 98.04 | 95% | 2016-12-04 |
| 5270. | Simon (glogs1) | 98.04 | 96% | 2022-09-26 |
| 5271. | Moo (mafaraxas) | 98.04 | 93% | 2012-11-14 |
| 5272. | James (runinbahn) | 98.03 | 94% | 2013-02-22 |
| 5273. | Michael (tridactyla) | 98.03 | 98% | 2011-06-02 |
| 5274. | ⁹⁻¹⁰ᵍᵐ (green910) | 98.03 | 99% | 2017-11-16 |
| 5275. | Gillian (gillian) | 98.02 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 5276. | Priscilla (simplyscience) | 98.02 | 92% | 2016-01-02 |
| 5277. | Quynh (jaysflowers) | 98.02 | 97% | 2012-04-02 |
| 5278. | Devin (lundrity) | 98.02 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 5279. | Deuce (edge) | 98.01 | — | 2010-05-03 |
| 5280. | Dan (kylodan) | 98.01 | 99% | 2017-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |