I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4985. | Nate (rolingad) | 99.97 | 98% | 2018-11-09 |
| 4986. | Matt (mattielim) | 99.96 | 87% | 2015-07-24 |
| 4987. | keke (hpchco) | 99.95 | 96.8% | 2024-07-13 |
| 4988. | use appropriate username (w... | 99.95 | 96% | 2016-08-16 |
| 4989. | Dum (getintherobotshinji) | 99.94 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 4990. | Whippin' (whippin) | 99.94 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 4991. | Richard (richardgew) | 99.94 | 94% | 2016-02-24 |
| 4992. | Murakumo (lestrade123) | 99.93 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 4993. | Jason (terminatorer) | 99.93 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 4994. | varun (varunaadeez) | 99.93 | 96% | 2016-05-10 |
| 4995. | Krystal (sunshinenmyeyes) | 99.92 | 97.6% | 2024-06-23 |
| 4996. | Josh (chornano) | 99.92 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 4997. | Ze (jiangzehua) | 99.92 | 93% | 2016-08-15 |
| 4998. | fck you latency (whihi) | 99.91 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
| 4999. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 99.91 | 99% | 2018-01-04 |
| 5000. | Princess (deathmeter) | 99.91 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 5001. | Jon (glockmog) | 99.90 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 5002. | pythagoras (123pythagoras123) | 99.90 | 96% | 2023-04-25 |
| 5003. | ajrv (aamodvarma) | 99.89 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
| 5004. | zeph (jazzdad) | 99.89 | 96.7% | 2025-05-03 |
| 5005. | eillo (eillam) | 99.89 | 96% | 2022-07-02 |
| 5006. | Kelson (kelawesome) | 99.89 | 99% | 2017-12-06 |
| 5007. | arst neio (eyevseev) | 99.89 | 97.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 5008. | Orblil (orblil) | 99.88 | 97.1% | 2024-04-19 |
| 5009. | Kevin (p_wumpkin) | 99.87 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
| 5010. | a (oimanquan) | 99.87 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 5011. | Ari (ariqly) | 99.87 | 99% | 2021-03-26 |
| 5012. | PrestigeGiraffe (prestigegi... | 99.87 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 5013. | Kyori (dragbolter) | 99.87 | 95% | 2016-09-27 |
| 5014. | clockus (clockus666) | 99.86 | 96% | 2025-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |