The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5747. | Ginny (jinnsterr) | 99.89 | 89% | 2015-04-20 |
| 5748. | Nick (nickaroo28) | 99.89 | 88% | 2014-12-17 |
| 5749. | Juro (seijuro808) | 99.88 | 99% | 2012-11-11 |
| 5750. | brian (kungfoofool) | 99.87 | 95% | 2016-04-10 |
| 5751. | Garrick (ratedvcu) | 99.87 | 95% | 2014-11-12 |
| 5752. | milmilgottagofast (milmilgo... | 99.86 | 92% | 2014-10-08 |
| 5753. | Mozes (newshield) | 99.86 | 91% | 2014-11-17 |
| 5754. | Kingpin (kingpin) | 99.86 | 96% | 2014-03-04 |
| 5755. | A (axnguyen77) | 99.86 | 92% | 2014-10-20 |
| 5756. | oukkat2 (oukkat2) | 99.85 | 98% | 2021-12-04 |
| 5757. | lelapin (lelapin743) | 99.85 | 99% | 2018-10-23 |
| 5758. | Russell (russell05) | 99.85 | — | 2009-09-03 |
| 5759. | Natalie (natforprez) | 99.85 | 98% | 2021-01-05 |
| 5760. | Dean (super6plx) | 99.85 | 96% | 2014-04-05 |
| 5761. | asdf (poergh) | 99.85 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 5762. | 🤓 (ohumad) | 99.84 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 5763. | oswin (glitterji) | 99.83 | 99% | 2021-10-30 |
| 5764. | vamsi (krish5892) | 99.83 | 100% | 2020-09-14 |
| 5765. | Sam (illinoiserocks) | 99.83 | — | 2008-08-30 |
| 5766. | Predrag (nefasrs) | 99.82 | 97% | 2016-12-01 |
| 5767. | cyrenaic (cyrenaic) | 99.82 | 99% | 2018-08-21 |
| 5768. | Jeff (imaqtpi) | 99.82 | 95% | 2013-04-12 |
| 5769. | Best Milk (calciumchaser) | 99.81 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 5770. | David (nexus52085) | 99.81 | 98% | 2016-09-02 |
| 5771. | madeleine (maddogyee) | 99.80 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 5772. | Rockpj (rockpj) | 99.80 | 96% | 2015-02-25 |
| 5773. | Nörfire (norfire) | 99.78 | 93% | 2014-09-16 |
| 5774. | Jess (jessicaliuu) | 99.78 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
| 5775. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 99.78 | 99% | 2021-12-25 |
| 5776. | Ross (starly396) | 99.78 | 97% | 2013-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |