So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15048. | Sang Ju n (samkocho) | 76.38 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 15049. | Slow (greenthunderstorm) | 76.38 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
| 15050. | Mr (tallguy) | 76.38 | — | 2010-02-02 |
| 15051. | V (honen) | 76.38 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
| 15052. | Nabil (shamglad1) | 76.37 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 15053. | Kris (tetay) | 76.37 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 15054. | Arnold (violescence) | 76.37 | 96% | 2018-03-02 |
| 15055. | doodezpz (doodezpz) | 76.37 | 94% | 2020-09-08 |
| 15056. | Less (les_grossman) | 76.37 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 15057. | Cody (renkal) | 76.37 | 99% | 2020-12-31 |
| 15058. | Anton (racketen) | 76.37 | 94% | 2016-09-23 |
| 15059. | marshal (sharpie0101) | 76.37 | 92% | 2015-05-12 |
| 15060. | Hyunwoo (wh5929) | 76.37 | 93% | 2016-03-10 |
| 15061. | sinath (s_sinath) | 76.37 | — | 2011-04-10 |
| 15062. | CASH (westcash) | 76.37 | — | 2009-06-08 |
| 15063. | yeh (amengo) | 76.37 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 15064. | Mikhail (mayham92) | 76.36 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 15065. | TJ (timothyjan) | 76.36 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
| 15066. | Riley (qpixel) | 76.36 | 95% | 2021-07-02 |
| 15067. | Nairwick (nairwick) | 76.36 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 15068. | TypeWriter (soysauceftw) | 76.36 | 95% | 2015-06-02 |
| 15069. | Hamza (hamzeh97) | 76.36 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 15070. | Sammy (smedina) | 76.36 | 95% | 2011-09-22 |
| 15071. | Erik (glitch) | 76.36 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 15072. | Gail (gailrickman@yahoo.com) | 76.36 | 99% | 2015-03-03 |
| 15073. | Grand Magus (aimtiaz20) | 76.36 | 98% | 2019-06-26 |
| 15074. | Julle (aikarauta) | 76.35 | 95% | 2016-01-14 |
| 15075. | Chris (chrisnob) | 76.35 | 95% | 2020-07-31 |
| 15076. | Dan (danmoople) | 76.35 | 86% | 2016-09-18 |
| 15077. | Manish (manishrishiraj) | 76.35 | 97% | 2012-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |