I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 759. | (sadiyah) | 127.48 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 760. | (jvorajig) | 127.48 | 100% | 2011-10-26 |
| 761. | (darkfblazard) | 127.44 | 98.3% | 2023-08-05 |
| 762. | (snowter) | 127.41 | 99% | 2023-06-16 |
| 763. | YaoXPS (yaoxps) | 127.40 | 99% | 2021-07-06 |
| 764. | the goat (disciple_yt) | 127.38 | 100% | 2021-09-14 |
| 765. | (ronald12) | 127.35 | 21% | 2013-08-29 |
| 766. | (lilypichu) | 127.33 | 91% | 2013-01-12 |
| 767. | (samchez) | 127.30 | 98% | 2013-08-30 |
| 768. | YG | Adam (adamallerton12) | 127.28 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| 769. | short stout fulla clout (zu... | 127.23 | 99% | 2016-01-20 |
| 770. | (cs4786) | 127.22 | 99% | 2016-01-19 |
| 771. | rila (rilakuma) | 127.20 | 99% | 2021-03-10 |
| 772. | (lakerzz8) | 127.13 | — | 2008-10-11 |
| 773. | (ziel) | 127.11 | 99% | 2015-12-09 |
| 774. | (spicytuna1) | 127.10 | 98% | 2022-01-04 |
| 775. | Glip (glip) | 127.07 | 96% | 2014-09-12 |
| 776. | (timvermeulen) | 127.03 | 99% | 2021-02-27 |
| 777. | Jon (jonazn) | 127.03 | 98% | 2016-06-29 |
| 778. | (laugherrr) | 127.02 | 99% | 2020-05-19 |
| 779. | (steveak) | 127.02 | 98% | 2013-08-11 |
| 780. | (digid) | 127.02 | — | 2011-03-13 |
| 781. | DHT (ponderlust) | 127.01 | 96% | 2013-05-12 |
| 782. | TuringMachine (turingmachine) | 126.98 | 94% | 2014-03-06 |
| 783. | (willh) | 126.98 | 99% | 2015-01-10 |
| 784. | Nozden (nozden) | 126.98 | — | 2010-06-21 |
| 785. | (mhhuang) | 126.97 | 98% | 2019-11-26 |
| 786. | (kerby_berby) | 126.96 | 98% | 2022-07-24 |
| 787. | (speedracergo) | 126.90 | 99% | 2013-05-18 |
| 788. | Sadge (elusoryx) | 126.89 | 98% | 2020-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |