So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9962. | Angel (awgst) | 85.60 | 98% | 2019-03-09 |
| 9963. | Krypto (krypto406) | 85.60 | 96% | 2015-01-28 |
| 9964. | aoki (ice273) | 85.60 | 97% | 2013-03-08 |
| 9965. | Blazian444 (blazian444) | 85.59 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 9966. | yume (tanunki) | 85.59 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 9967. | tofu (gigglesxgiggles) | 85.59 | 90% | 2014-10-23 |
| 9968. | . (offoff) | 85.59 | 96% | 2013-10-11 |
| 9969. | Prathik (oiii_m8) | 85.59 | 95% | 2015-03-08 |
| 9970. | Mister (ducky9008) | 85.59 | 99% | 2013-08-31 |
| 9971. | carlos (carlit0) | 85.58 | 98% | 2019-08-08 |
| 9972. | n0thing (kenr00t) | 85.58 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 9973. | Virtuoso™ (gkarthick) | 85.58 | 99% | 2021-04-02 |
| 9974. | Eric (stuckshut) | 85.58 | — | 2010-06-02 |
| 9975. | Hector (starkhalo) | 85.58 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 9976. | Jordy (mrollie) | 85.58 | 96% | 2020-01-31 |
| 9977. | Micah (jchthys) | 85.58 | 93% | 2012-02-06 |
| 9978. | Anders (hysteriac) | 85.57 | 96% | 2017-06-15 |
| 9979. | Stanislav (glimz) | 85.57 | 98% | 2013-08-17 |
| 9980. | akeda (gedex) | 85.57 | 98% | 2012-03-26 |
| 9981. | TehGamingNub (tehgaming_nub) | 85.56 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 9982. | Dan (dulcimer) | 85.56 | 91% | 2012-04-20 |
| 9983. | Theresa (plantkeebs) | 85.55 | 99% | 2022-04-02 |
| 9984. | Mitchell (mitchelldj) | 85.55 | 99% | 2023-10-19 |
| 9985. | さなろーま？ (xusanaxu) | 85.55 | 97% | 2011-11-20 |
| 9986. | Thueras (thueras) | 85.55 | 99% | 2013-07-17 |
| 9987. | Rheannon (snickers10) | 85.55 | 94% | 2014-12-25 |
| 9988. | Scott (glorfindel1976) | 85.55 | — | 2008-11-10 |
| 9989. | David (ezuf) | 85.54 | 96% | 2017-07-16 |
| 9990. | Bridget (boomsey) | 85.54 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 9991. | Smudge on megamak uwu (snudge) | 85.54 | 99% | 2021-12-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |