And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25858. | (kekstee) | 68.97 | 95% | 2013-04-14 |
| 25859. | (devrik) | 68.97 | 95% | 2012-01-25 |
| 25860. | (xfg0) | 68.96 | 96% | 2019-07-29 |
| 25861. | vicky singh (herevicky) | 68.96 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 25862. | Cel (celerity_) | 68.96 | 95% | 2022-03-09 |
| 25863. | (fast_fingers_mz) | 68.96 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
| 25864. | (chasgracias) | 68.96 | 96% | 2015-07-26 |
| 25865. | (endoplasmic) | 68.96 | 92% | 2015-01-08 |
| 25866. | Micah (dramaticpineapple47) | 68.95 | 95% | 2019-06-17 |
| 25867. | (brihoness) | 68.95 | 97% | 2019-04-14 |
| 25868. | (edalati) | 68.95 | — | 2011-04-10 |
| 25869. | (susieq22) | 68.95 | 94% | 2018-01-24 |
| 25870. | (quangnd) | 68.95 | 91% | 2012-05-02 |
| 25871. | (eloisa) | 68.95 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 25872. | (draks) | 68.94 | 95% | 2015-09-21 |
| 25873. | (hercules8844) | 68.94 | 99% | 2011-12-17 |
| 25874. | Morgy (likegamess) | 68.93 | 98% | 2015-05-14 |
| 25875. | (aadilrasheed786) | 68.93 | 99% | 2017-07-15 |
| 25876. | (ganntz) | 68.93 | 91% | 2012-10-30 |
| 25877. | (kranked) | 68.93 | 96% | 2018-01-01 |
| 25878. | (moelie) | 68.93 | 96% | 2016-05-21 |
| 25879. | (xxhellboyxx) | 68.93 | 97% | 2012-04-15 |
| 25880. | (vxwooh) | 68.93 | 90% | 2013-03-27 |
| 25881. | Stanislav (glimz) | 68.93 | 92% | 2013-08-17 |
| 25882. | (gaiden) | 68.93 | 95% | 2014-02-09 |
| 25883. | (nodasch) | 68.92 | 95% | 2020-11-28 |
| 25884. | (daddyguns_) | 68.92 | 99% | 2022-10-17 |
| 25885. | Phanuwat (earthlink44) | 68.92 | 96% | 2019-08-25 |
| 25886. | elgendy (zicomizo555) | 68.92 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 25887. | (ogsmirnoff) | 68.92 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |