The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 957. | (blue_eyed_boy) | 72.87 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 958. | Darth (kerbouchard) | 72.86 | 94% | 2015-10-23 |
| 959. | Svetoslav (stray) | 72.85 | 95% | 2016-02-24 |
| 960. | Ramboooo (killingtype) | 72.83 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 961. | Ahmed (thelegend07) | 72.82 | 92% | 2014-09-04 |
| 962. | Michael (i_dont_know) | 72.82 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| 963. | lisa (little_bee) | 72.81 | — | 2010-11-07 |
| 964. | (noneofyourbusiness40) | 72.79 | 91% | 2015-03-14 |
| 965. | BEing VinCI (ppubalo) | 72.78 | 96% | 2014-05-08 |
| 966. | Dakota (killer67) | 72.77 | 100% | 2013-10-18 |
| 967. | BELIEVE-GOD (debss) | 72.77 | 96% | 2013-05-01 |
| 968. | (doubleslay) | 72.76 | 91% | 2014-06-14 |
| 969. | (bigzeek3) | 72.76 | 94% | 2016-04-07 |
| 970. | (guttershark) | 72.75 | — | 2008-09-21 |
| 971. | Ravenzlayer (r4nd4ll) | 72.74 | 96% | 2013-08-20 |
| 972. | (noangelinano) | 72.72 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
| 973. | Gabriel (threwitontheground) | 72.71 | 95% | 2014-02-04 |
| 974. | Glide (glide) | 72.71 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| 975. | J (irocamora) | 72.70 | 100% | 2015-11-09 |
| 976. | Sara (saraliefttimo) | 72.70 | — | 2008-12-30 |
| 977. | (donian) | 72.69 | 96% | 2013-01-24 |
| 978. | Fery (feri_hk) | 72.67 | 94% | 2013-03-15 |
| 979. | Jack (randomdize) | 72.67 | 96% | 2015-12-07 |
| 980. | Khoa (anhkhoa_lpt) | 72.67 | 94% | 2013-10-05 |
| 981. | Your_God (your_only_god) | 72.66 | 95% | 2016-12-28 |
| 982. | (cjp0605) | 72.66 | 97% | 2012-05-01 |
| 983. | codiguero (codiguero) | 72.65 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 984. | Rob (qwantioooo) | 72.65 | — | 2010-01-07 |
| 985. | Hammy (ham121) | 72.61 | 91% | 2011-12-21 |
| 986. | Aditya Pratap (anarchy_) | 72.57 | 95% | 2012-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |